Why be a member at AARP?

5scar-STRYKER said:
Red_Dawn you are confused to what prostate simulator is, hence the large bruise on your back. But we learn by our mistakes,anyway most of us do. Photo proof Simpson has been out in the sun above. Nice tan you having going there bro. And I see you have been using the gym perk the company provides.

Now a question for the community !!! If a huge biker dude (we will call him Al) walks up to you with a 40cal and points it at your forehead and says give me a blow job or I am going to blow your fucking brains out do you give Big Al a blow job?

Now you punks get off my lawn or you are going to make my day........................STRYKER.
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Stryker you need to get out more. With all those "Lousy kids" mowing your lawn at gun point you're getting weird bro

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There are more reasons than not to be a member. The reasons not to be a member escape me. That's why I'm an idiot for leaving a good thing. If you are afforded the honor of being asked to be a member embrace it. You won't regret it.

Peace to all,

Carp
 
Carp said:
There are more reasons than not to be a member. The reasons not to be a member escape me. That's why I'm an idiot for leaving a good thing. If you are afforded the honor of being asked to be a member embrace it. You won't regret it.

Peace to all,

Carp
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You are a member. You actually never left. Just punch in your AARP tags in your battlelog profile. Server protects you for autobalance, votebans and grants you access quick. It does not however shield you from anyone's salty comments. Perhaps try turning off the chat log if it grates you. Folks here like you. Click your heels and come back home.
 
jsimpson32 said:
You are a member. You actually never left. Just punch in your AARP tags in your battlelog profile. Server protects you for autobalance, votebans and grants you access quick. It does not however shield you from anyone's salty comments. Perhaps try turning off the chat log if it grates you. Folks here like you. Click your heels and come back home.
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Ditto!!!!
 
And STRYKER was an ass for saying what he did. Please forgive as I am an insensitive clod. Now all you punks get off my lawn and take the carp with you. J/K carp would like a chance to apologize in person (well via chat anyway)...............STRYKER.
 
TWE44 you must have went dumpster diving to find this old thread. I read it from the begging and it brought back a lot of memories, some found, and some not so found. Saw several names of people that are no longer members or no longer play for one reason or another. I assume you have tried some of the rest so I would like to invite you to the best.................STRYKER.
 
Thanks,

I was advised that to think about trying to join I had to be a forum poster,
Not many things to post to lol.
I'm not a big poster and there aren't many things to post on for me.
 
TWE44 said:
Thanks,

I was advised that to think about trying to join I had to be a forum poster,
Not many things to post to lol.
I'm not a big poster and there aren't many things to post on for me.
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Its not about starting you own posts. There are lots of discussions to contribute to. It helps build a rapport.
 
TWE44 said:
I'm not a big poster and there aren't many things to post on for me.
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Just dont post any offensive stuff. Like dick posts.

If you've been sick lately and commenting on why you haven't been online lately, that would be a good post.

For example: Here is a pic of my recent knee surgery.
 
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You could post crazy wild women to start heck we are all wild for that. See, whitey the all mighty loves to post pictures of bouncing titties.
 
You must admit Whitey is always very creative when it comes to posting tittie pics bullet. He always has them firing some kind of weapon, and that is the trick to get by the gay senior admin.

With that said only two out of the three are gay so can someone set up a vote and let players guess at who is who? With that said my act will be in Vegas the whole week where I will be mostly eating out of dumpsters...........STRYKER.
 
5scar-STRYKER said:
You must admit Whitey is always very creative when it comes to posting tittie pics bullet. He always has them firing some kind of weapon, and that is the trick to get by the gay senior admin.

With that said only two out of the three are gay so can someone set up a vote and let players guess at who is who? With that said my act will be in Vegas the whole week where I will be mostly eating out of dumpsters...........STRYKER.
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HAHA

I should make some more of my famous banned gifs. Its been a while. Guess I have to do the dirty job of searching for titties and guns :glee:
 
Oh boy, Oh boy, Whitey is going to find new chicks. Be sure in your hunt you don't get confused and find chicks with dicks instead of guns Whitey.............STRYKER.
 
5scar-STRYKER said:
Oh boy, Oh boy, Whitey is going to find new chicks. Be sure in your hunt you don't get confused and find chicks with dicks instead of guns Whitey.............STRYKER.
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As long as it shoots something, whats the problem :highly_amused:
 
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