TheChineseBaby

[5scar-STRYKER]

Man I don't know if it affects anyone else or not but the big flowing words the ChineseBaby uses is a huge turn on for me. I now have to question my sexuality ( Nah to old to flip the switch now ). I have been gaming with CB for a long time and he is probably the most relaxed person I game with,and his oh well attitude makes me want to puke. CB generally joins us on r6v2 team speak and we always have a good time. CB is also a member of r6v2 platoon though he quit wearing our patch a while back to become a mercenary and now goes to the highest bidder. Just a point for everyone, CB is a cleanliness nut,he will get in my tank because he knows it is always spotless, but basically he likes to ground pound. Just keep in mind CB anyone wearing an AARP Tag don't maintain their tank to my spotless standards,and now with the new condom snorting craze the floors are full of snotty condoms,among other things to gross to mention. Welcome to the forums CB. Live long prosper and kill shit.............STRYKER.

 

[whitefish21]

I always make sure to grab a cup of coffee, sit back and relax before I read a STRYKER post. They are always filled with a combination of praise, insult, sexually curious information and salt. And all this from a guy who admittedly doesn't like to type. Imagine what wed get if he had a voice dictation program and could just freestyle. I got nothing but love for you STRYKER. Preach on!!!!

Ill say it again. ChineseBaby is a good dude to play with and squad up to chat.

 

[jsimpson32]

I enjoy cuddling with CB. Saving a spot for him next to me...

 

[WelFed]

Eat my Pussy

 

[40ozpimpin]

Welcome ChineseBaby! You are now officially a member of AARP!! Dont forget when you join Red Dawns tank you will need some potpourri... his tank always smells like buttsex!

 

[whitefish21]

Hell Yeah!!!!! Welcome CB!!!

 

[RedKilla]

Full access to forums granted! Welcome aboard

 

[TheKoreanBaby]

Whoa, I had no idea a GIF could ... feel so ... wrong.

Thanks ... ? =)

 

[TheKoreanBaby]

Thanks, Red!

 

[TheKoreanBaby]

Yo, Whitefish, tanks man!

 

[TheKoreanBaby]

Wow. Smells like that, eh.

Hey you're in HB? Small world. Grew up in Lakewood/Cerritos area.

Thanks, 40--bout to pour out a malt beverage in gratitude--cheers!

 

[Red_Dawn_FTG1]

welcome to the team! now that you are in the squad, you get to use the 'bit' mouthpiece in my tank... you bite down on it. it really does hurt less this way!

 

[TheKoreanBaby]

*pronouncing big flowing words all over Stryker* (in gratitude, of course)

thanks for vouching for me, Stryker--I feel like you put me over the top.

I was beginning to think, "When I grow old I shall wear Purple ... "

But it came substantially sooner. I owe you.

Cheers!

 

[whitefish21]

welcome to the team! now that you are in the squad, you get to use the 'bit' mouthpiece in my tank... you bite down on it. it really does hurt less this way!

 

[TheKoreanBaby]

C'est comme ça ... hmm.

"Who's BTR is this?"
"It's a tank, baby."
"Who's tank is this?"
"Red's."
"Who's Red?"
"Red's dead, baby ... Red's dead."

 

[whitefish21]

C'est comme ça ... hmm.

"Who's BTR is this?"
"It's a tank, baby."
"Who's tank is this?"
"Red's."
"Who's Red?"
"Red's dead, baby ... Red's dead."

YES!!!!! I know well be good friends some day.

 

[Talk2dabullet]

Congrats CB!!!

 

[Red_Dawn_FTG1]

C'est comme ça ... hmm.

"Who's BTR is this?"
"It's a tank, baby."
"Who's tank is this?"
"Red's."
"Who's Red?"
"Red's dead, baby ... Red's dead."

i am so confused... part of me wants to masturbate... part of me wants cuddle with Simpson! Simpson fixes it al!

 

[Talk2dabullet]

Warm wishes to all, by cuddling CB so tender.

 

[5scar-STRYKER]

OMG I can't believe it I am at a loss for words. I tied to warn you about their tanks CB, now you find out for your self. It is not pretty. And Red_Dawn is dead serious about the mouth piece, it is to prevent the hideous cries of pain when he pulls out the WAY over sized dildo. I can't believe how AARP recruited so many perves to this place they pass off as a forum. Peace out and kill shit..............STRYKER.