The Man, The Myth, The Legend!

[Great_Ape]

His personal favourite was:

Chuck Norris was bit by a King Cobra, After 5 days of agonizing pain and suffering, the Cobra died!

My favourite:

Why have they never found life on Mars? Chuck Norris has already been there!

Honourable mention:

Chuck Norris's calendar goes from 31st of March, directly to the 2nd of April, nobody fools Chuck Norris!
lmao

 

[Great_Ape]

Forgot to say RIP Mr. Chuck Norris.

 

[shiryu_libra]

is sad to think that all of our heroes are making the trip

but legacy is forever

there's no better movie for me, than Way of the Dragon (Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris at the Colosseum),
one of my teachers put that movie in my school, the best time, amazing time, popcorns, soda, candy at the classroom

I was 8 years old, remember it like it was yesterday

 

[DLettuce3030]

He didn't do push ups, he pushed the Earth down ...

 

[OldGunney]

I heard the boogyman looks under the bed for Chuck Norris.

 

[gibruce]