Lazing -- Chickenshit or Heroic?

[Jmonty]

I think there are too many tank whores. So, sometimes I laze when the game is lopsided -- to try to turn it around. I get called some nasty names. Surely and frankly its hurtful. Please express your opinion. And remember, its kind to be kind.

I'll bring my JAV

 

[jsimpson32]

I’m neutral but I hear lone infantry lasing have an incredible thirst for dildos.

 

[jsimpson32]

At least Redkilla stays out in the open while doing his UCAV thing. Some of you pukes will UCAV me and then jump right back in a tank for protection.

Ah another thirsty customer!

 

[Animalllllll]

At least Redkilla stays out in the open while doing his UCAV thing. Some of you pukes will UCAV me and then jump right back in a tank for protection.

I did manage to sneak up kill one UCAV/Tanker while he was in the bushes doing his dirty stuff and stole his tank. Had a boner all evening after that!

 

[Jyrodelix]

It's like asking me if i'm an ass or a boob man. Depends upon which side you're on.

 

[jsimpson32]

It's like asking me if i'm an ass or a boob man. Depends upon which side you're on.

Right, sometimes I think you are a boob, other times I think your an ass. I channeled stgbeckler to make this post.

 

[Jyrodelix]

Right, sometimes I think you are a boob, other times I think your an ass. I channeled stgbeckler to make this post.

Btch

 

[bebops-ghost]

I’m neutral but I hear lone infantry lasing have an incredible thirst for dildos.

No doubt Didos are the main threat. Most of the enemy respect the laze spirit and will leave you alone. And then there is Animal.

 

[jsimpson32]

No doubt Didos are the main threat. Most of the enemy respect the laze spirit and will leave you alone. And then there is Animal.

^^^Animal^^^

 

[Vegetaa03]

Once you eat that dick you can never hide who you really are anymore.

 

[jsimpson32]

Horse Once you eat that dick you can never hide who you really are anymore.

I like to think of lasing as the mating call for dildo intercourse out in the wild for lonely players looking for hot action.

By all means keep on calling.

 

[GomerPile]

love the lazing.. bring it on.. starts an entirely new hunting pursuit.

 

[RedKilla]

At least Redkilla stays out in the open while doing his UCAV thing. Some of you pukes will UCAV me and then jump right back in a tank for protection.

I did manage to sneak up kill one UCAV/Tanker while he was in the bushes doing his dirty stuff and stole his tank. Had a boner all evening after that!

95% of the time I am running all over the map trying to chase down choppers, however, If I am in a tank and I see someone in a tower sniping or lazing, I will get out of the tank and feed em a UCAV. I just cant pass em up. lol

 

[Vegetaa03]

Games old AF just do whatever makes you happy. Been awhile since I’ve been on I might have to go Simpson hunting soon . Just read that BF6 will let us have our own servers with a subscription. Not exactly sure how that will unfold but it looks like we might be able to keep the family together and keep on lazing and throwing dildos at each other in the long run.

 

[pinewappleee]

Been Lazing abit recently its great when lots of people hitting the lazers

 

[bebops-ghost]

Been Lazing abit recently its great when lots of people hitting the lazers

If you have the suav, fly low over the vehicle and you can see the multiple hits and the suav buffets as it goes over. Quite nice. I need to put a video together.

 

[shiryu_libra]

while lazin is on middle map, not bases, is all good.....

i hate when they laser show, to bases, and evenings and night times, are the worst for that, noone cares about rules

 

[GomerPile]

95% of the time I am running all over the map trying to chase down choppers, however, If I am in a tank and I see someone in a tower sniping or lazing, I will get out of the tank and feed em a UCAV. I just cant pass em up. lol

and i look for tank commanders launching ucavs - lovely sniping opportunity .. lol.. and so the circle continues

 

[Jyrodelix]

and i look for tank commanders launching ucavs - lovely sniping opportunity .. lol.. and so the circle continues

Pro tip: rock dual monitors with battlelog map. If UCAV tanker is solo, when they pop out to launch the empty tank shows on the map. Same thing with if they are using any vehicle, like jeep, LAV, etc

 

[shiryu_libra]