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Holy mackerel shit is falling apart in LA! Sometimes even at my age. I like to stroll or drive around and let trouble find me. Pull into a McDonald's at la brea and Santa Monica. Am waiting for grub in drive thru. Homeless guy in front near the trash can. Is setting his hair on fire. I was so choked I didn't video right. I tell the kid at the drive thru window, "hey man dude, is setting his hair on fire". The kids say yeah, we know not our concern. I just stare at him and he says your coffee isn't ready. Pull over there. I said, "nah, see the homeless guy in kinda on fire". I don't want to park there, and you know why I ask him? I say it's not my concern you don't have coffee. As I wait for coffee at the window, I call 911, figuring they can take dude to hospital whatever. Lady says due to games calls taking at least 35 minutes, so unless a person is dying. There's a wait. I get my coffee pulled up next to the homeless guy. He's busy putting slapping part of his head with some small flames. Throw my jacket out through the window at poor dude, and a two 10's. As I pull out to the street, the still smouldering fucker is now throwing the gravel MacDonalds has on its planted area at the back of my car as I leave. So head down to Washington Blvd, blowing past Olympic Blvd and Venice. Area there gets dicey at night.

Sure enough, a liquor store has been robbed. The cops have it down with yellow police tape. Police SUV closes off about 3 streets and choppers. Are they looking for a dude or dudes? Four young people were killed the night before in an Inglewood party like 30 minutes away. Pull over mingle with onlookers for a bit. See a pick pocket working the crowd. Until he got to me. I have bunch syringe needs embedded in a clay ball. So the dummy got pricked hard in my left hip pocket. I have fake hearing aids I use in crowds, which makes me appear harmless, as people like to talk loud in crowds lol how they talk. Now thinking, hitting the beach and scan under the piers at Santa Monica and Venice Beach. Have my police scanner app on, and it's a busy night. Head back to Santa Monica, pass a hotel at Wilton and Melrose.

It's the Hollywood Historic, which had a firetruck's ladder cranking up to the fourth floor. Something's on fire. I love that place, old style, has beautiful photos, all along hallways of movie stars from Hollywood past. The busiest day for ladies of the night is Sundays from morning till dawn. Passed by and dropped a small case of face masks, the blue surgical type, to the girls. Long time ago, these honeys used to pass on tight information. Sometimes I hired them as bait to make angry wives fetch hubby outside to get served legal documents by my team hahaha. So now every blue moon I pass by and return the favour. Head up to Yamashiro Hollywood, its a high end restaurant on top of a hill next to the magic castle. Has a spectacular view of Los Angeles even better from the parking lot. After the Santana winds blaze through Los Angeles, the sky is uber clear and the view is amazing.

What am I looking for? hahahah .If I told you you call me crazy, let's leave it as. I am searching what makes your blood curdle.
Have seen countless shows about the things I look for. But in Rome, I saw pictures and was told in no uncertain terms. The hideous walk among us, like wolves among sheep. Example: Rome,Italy sends you on many for lack of better word adventures. I ended up for 2 weeks in Spain with get this Pirate Hunters? LOL I am with them on Barcelona, and after a few days I found how to stop pirates from stealing yachts from the wealthy and tankers from corps. The answer was cruel, unjust, but so effective it's used to this day. Hence no pirates.

The group leader said, and the way he smiled and growled, it makes me still shudder. He goes on PIrates like to keep all the crew's families close together in a same city or town, neighbourhood. You get the picture. "Karl" the leader goes on. We find where the families are nested, and we kill each woman and child, nobody survives. Makes them give up pirating. He goes on some pop up here and there, same treatment. Then the gut punch he whispers, your boss knows, that's why you're here. I am stunned and kinda laugh and talk simultaneously from the face he made. LOl. I was like, are you fucking nuts? I am a paper messenger sir. I wouldn;t know how to even hurt a human being, what the fuck man. I guess i was agitated because his guys were holding me for a bit. Then he points to some black guy maybe in his 30's with bright red dreadlocks sitting on the bow. Karl says his guy is seeing the dead, but not only the dead, but also the people he killed, and he's losing it. He adds, the guy also married his sister and she is pregnant, so there you go bruh thats why you're here. Go talk to him and make him right. He nudged me toward the dude on the bow
To be continued.

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The problem is the weather is so nice there people don't worry about preparing for winter and surviving winter giving all this free time to wander about destroying themselves and others around them.
 
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Cliff Notes version: : I went looking for trouble in LA and found it. - LA is screwed up.
That was only 1 sentence. The requirement was 3-5 sentences. Please read the requirements properly to get full marks.

Here you go, @whitefish21 :
Toby saw a homeless man setting his head on fire at a drive-thru, the police and employees didnt gaf, toby gave him his jacket and money and the guy threw rocks at his car.
At the site of a liquour store robbing there was a pickpocket going around robbing on-lookers but got his fingers stabbed by the needles in Tobys pocket who was wearing hearing aids as a fashion statement.
Next toby went to visit the prostitutes who helped him during cases in the past and gave them some masks. (Note: face masks will probably be as useful in protecting them from covid as it will from stds)
The last part was a little confusing, but it had something to do with pirates and killing so Im sure it was cool!
 
That was only 1 sentence. The requirement was 3-5 sentences. Please read the requirements properly to get full marks.

Here you go, @whitefish21 :
Toby saw a homeless man setting his head on fire at a drive-thru, the police and employees didnt gaf, toby gave him his jacket and money and the guy threw rocks at his car.
At the site of a liquour store robbing there was a pickpocket going around robbing on-lookers but got his fingers stabbed by the needles in Tobys pocket who was wearing hearing aids as a fashion statement.
Next toby went to visit the prostitutes who helped him during cases in the past and gave them some masks. (Note: face masks will probably be as useful in protecting them from covid as it will from stds)
The last part was a little confusing, but it had something to do with pirates and killing so Im sure it was cool!
Thank you Gem. You understood the assignment and executed it stunningly well.

As Toby would say, you are going to make some smart man very happy someday. ?
 
Two questions:

1. Were you drunk when you wrote this?
2. Is this based off of real life or are you starting a new career in writing fiction?

Love,

bagel
Hell, my stuff is tame compared to others. Imagine all the stories that our beloved vets could write if they wanted. Or people living in New York have mad stories too. Our great nation is a baby compared to other nations. They have stories and adventures waiting for you. All you gotta do is travel. After surviving being run over and dragged by a tour bus in London. Everything changed in my life. All my stories are true, meant to be enjoyed as pure entertainment.
Please enjoy :)

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That was only 1 sentence. The requirement was 3-5 sentences. Please read the requirements properly to get full marks.

Here you go, @whitefish21 :
Toby saw a homeless man setting his head on fire at a drive-thru, the police and employees didnt gaf, toby gave him his jacket and money and the guy threw rocks at his car.
At the site of a liquour store robbing there was a pickpocket going around robbing on-lookers but got his fingers stabbed by the needles in Tobys pocket who was wearing hearing aids as a fashion statement.
Next toby went to visit the prostitutes who helped him during cases in the past and gave them some masks. (Note: face masks will probably be as useful in protecting them from covid as it will from stds)
The last part was a little confusing, but it had something to do with pirates and killing so Im sure it was cool!
Who the hell is Cliff?
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Two questions:

1. Were you drunk when you wrote this?
2. Is this based off of real life or are you starting a new career in writing fiction?

Love,

bagel
LOL Dear sir, life is long and brutally fun. Some stuff you may experience well, if you share, people will throw rocks at you. So when you're young you stay quiet. But a certain age lol who cares. I don't drink, but I do get happily high on weed. Yet there's no weed that can make stuff up lololol. Now let's say I posted photos of stuff I have spoken. Lol many would say aww toby that shit is fake LOLOLOL. Example: when in Venice, Italy the pickpockets, there are mostly women.

A great routine they have that I became a victim too. Is a woman, a mum holds one or two babies. She pretends to be fumbling the babies as she picks up her purse that fell and spilled it contents. Always a few tampons mixed in for realism, but it's more than that. As you offer to pick up the contents on the floor, you see the tampons and pause. She says, "Here hold my babies, and she picks up spilled contents." She thanks you a lot, while all the time, jabbering in her tongue. Then she reaches for her babies you are holding and takes everything you have in your pockets hahahahaha. How to counter that? I learned how.

Before you leave buy some cigarettes, empty out half of them, and put in like 20 euros in bills in half filled cigarettes package. People always get picked right in front of St Marks. You are distracted. Make sure when you pay for little things, you take out the cigarettes and pull the money out of cigarettes. In about 30 mins a woman will bump into you as you return to the hotel, and she hits your cigarettes. They are gone by the time you get in to the hotel or restaurant.

There are a ton of tourist scams I could write about hahah. Until you go through one, well it's all just stories. That's life!!
Like the air force pilots that have recorded UFO's; are they drunk or high too? LOL. All up to the person's boundaries of realities.

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Who the hell is Cliff?
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No that was perfect for someone who thinks cliff notes are too long and wants the "gist of it"

Thanks Isaiah
Mr White, if anybody ever resembled President Abe Lincoln, in wisdom and sense of humour... no doubt it's you sir.
Doctors only save lives. Lawyers create nations.----Toby 2022
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No that was perfect for someone who thinks cliff notes are too long and wants the "gist of it"

Thanks Isaiah
 
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Holy mackerel shit is falling apart in LA! Sometimes even at my age. I like to stroll or drive around and let trouble find me. Pull into a McDonald's at la brea and Santa Monica. Am waiting for grub in drive thru. Homeless guy in front near the trash can. Is setting his hair on fire. I was so choked I didn't video right. I tell the kid at the drive thru window, "hey man dude, is setting his hair on fire". The kids say yeah, we know not our concern. I just stare at him and he says your coffee isn't ready. Pull over there. I said, "nah, see the homeless guy in kinda on fire". I don't want to park there, and you know why I ask him? I say it's not my concern you don't have coffee. As I wait for coffee at the window, I call 911, figuring they can take dude to hospital whatever. Lady says due to games calls taking at least 35 minutes, so unless a person is dying. There's a wait. I get my coffee pulled up next to the homeless guy. He's busy putting slapping part of his head with some small flames. Throw my jacket out through the window at poor dude, and a two 10's. As I pull out to the street, the still smouldering fucker is now throwing the gravel MacDonalds has on its planted area at the back of my car as I leave. So head down to Washington Blvd, blowing past Olympic Blvd and Venice. Area there gets dicey at night.

Sure enough, a liquor store has been robbed. The cops have it down with yellow police tape. Police SUV closes off about 3 streets and choppers. Are they looking for a dude or dudes? Four young people were killed the night before in an Inglewood party like 30 minutes away. Pull over mingle with onlookers for a bit. See a pick pocket working the crowd. Until he got to me. I have bunch syringe needs embedded in a clay ball. So the dummy got pricked hard in my left hip pocket. I have fake hearing aids I use in crowds, which makes me appear harmless, as people like to talk loud in crowds lol how they talk. Now thinking, hitting the beach and scan under the piers at Santa Monica and Venice Beach. Have my police scanner app on, and it's a busy night. Head back to Santa Monica, pass a hotel at Wilton and Melrose.

It's the Hollywood Historic, which had a firetruck's ladder cranking up to the fourth floor. Something's on fire. I love that place, old style, has beautiful photos, all along hallways of movie stars from Hollywood past. The busiest day for ladies of the night is Sundays from morning till dawn. Passed by and dropped a small case of face masks, the blue surgical type, to the girls. Long time ago, these honeys used to pass on tight information. Sometimes I hired them as bait to make angry wives fetch hubby outside to get served legal documents by my team hahaha. So now every blue moon I pass by and return the favour. Head up to Yamashiro Hollywood, its a high end restaurant on top of a hill next to the magic castle. Has a spectacular view of Los Angeles even better from the parking lot. After the Santana winds blaze through Los Angeles, the sky is uber clear and the view is amazing.

What am I looking for? hahahah .If I told you you call me crazy, let's leave it as. I am searching what makes your blood curdle.
Have seen countless shows about the things I look for. But in Rome, I saw pictures and was told in no uncertain terms. The hideous walk among us, like wolves among sheep. Example: Rome,Italy sends you on many for lack of better word adventures. I ended up for 2 weeks in Spain years ago with get this, Pirate Hunters? LOL I am with them on Barcelona, and after a few days I found how to stop pirates from stealing yachts from the wealthy and tankers from corps. The answer was cruel, unjust, but so effective it's used to this day. Hence no pirates.

The group leader said, and the way he smiled and growled, it makes me still shudder. He goes on PIrates like to keep all the crew's families close together in a same city or town, neighbourhood. You get the picture. "Karl" the leader goes on. We find where the families are nested, and we kill each woman and child, nobody survives. Makes them give up pirating. He goes on some pop up here and there, same treatment. Then the gut punch he whispers, your boss knows, that's why you're here. I am stunned and kinda laugh and talk simultaneously from the face he made. LOl. I was like, are you fucking nuts? I am a paper messenger sir. I wouldn;t know how to even hurt a human being, what the fuck man. I guess i was agitated because his guys were holding me for a bit. Then he points to some black guy maybe in his 30's with bright red dreadlocks sitting on the bow. Karl says his guy is seeing the dead, but not only the dead, but also the people he killed, and he's losing it. He adds, the guy also married his sister and she is pregnant, so there you go bruh thats why you're here. Go talk to him and make him right. He nudged me toward the dude on the bow
To be continued.

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As I slowly walked to the red head, sitting there slumped over. He is completely enveloped in a grey mist. He is sitting right in the middle of the mist. I know this dreaded mark from Hell. The mist is to let others know that the human is lost and cannot be saved. I sit across from him and look at the ocean we were in. It's so beautiful, so blue. Always wanted to swim in the Mediterranean Sea, and here I am. Poor guy, his name Bennet. He raises his head to look at me, and already the cataracts of the forgotten are half way across his eyes. Soon, in two months, he will be blind. Bennet's right hand is bandaged, and you can see the blood leaking through the dressing. Tears roll slowly down his tattooed cheeks.

The dam seagulls are screaming so damn loud. I see Karl's men covering their ears and wilding looking at the cloud of birds. Bennet speaks quietly and lowers his head, staring at a wooden creaking floor. Says a kid popped out of the water along side of the boat, as he tied knots and bit him on the hand, days ago. I asked where is the kid? He stayed quiet for a long time, and the uttered kid slipped back into the ocean right after bitting him. I asked, did the child have no eyes? Benett snapped his head up and looked at me terrified and almost relived. He grabbed my hands and said so low that I couldn't hear him at first. What must I do, how do I finish this? He kept repeating that. I turned, looked at Karl, and made a cellphone sign with my hand. He brought me a burner, and I called my betters in Rome.

--to be continued

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Ive just watched like 4 days ago a video of when one of the cargo trains in LA got derailed on purpose, and all the cargo containers got emptied and there were only boxes of amazon sht, man LA is fked up!!
 

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