I was banned for speaking GRINGO???!!!

[ssgmadmax]

Yeah nice tank Stryker, not at all the pit I was warned about, even the ride. I was expecting to go bouncing over rocks launching off cliffs, but nope I could even fire at targets without being sea sick. Hell I liked it so much, I would not even get out to repair. MEH that is peasant work. Next time we will have to visit their base to you know. SHOW OFF.
Be all like....

 

[Talk2dabullet]

Yeah nice tank Stryker, not at all the pit I was warned about, even the ride. I was expecting to go bouncing over rocks launching off cliffs, but nope I could even fire at targets without being sea sick. Hell I liked it so much, I would not even get out to repair. MEH that is peasant work. Next time we will have to visit their base to you know. SHOW OFF.
Be all like....

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hahahaha, hahahaha

 

[5scar-STRYKER]

O.K. Santana you may bring the monster with the promise if he has to go you will take him to the neighbors yard ( I will point out the yard of the lazy SOB that started this mess by shirking his duty while I was gone). It is a party so I will not deny access to anyone and that includes my best gaming friend Beckler. Just in case we break out the Margaritas we will have plenty of salt for the glass rims. BTW Santana you said that big Mother Fucker you call a dog likes to hump legs, He can him whatever pleases, leg, armpit, back of your head, so on so forth without getting to graphic.

I want to thank MadMax for the compliment on the interior of my tank. I told you those haters were just shitting you about it being messy with the condoms and tide pods. But I did lie, I never clean the interior of my tank. The secret is on the AARP Server I never have a tank more than a short time and these fuckers wreck them from the air another tank or my real pet peeve C4. So all I do is go back to the motor pool and get a new one. I don't know why everyone in the motor pool sighs when I show up and there is a lot of mumbling about that dumb ass STRYKER is back. Well in this man's Army everyone has a job and you shits are responsible for keeping STRYKER in fresh tanks. I am a little hurt by the government military budget cuts, no more little green pine trees hanging from the mirror any longer.

O.K. enough of this B.S. time for my morning walk. Peace out and kill shit..............STRYKER.