When you're new and so dam angry cause Libra keeps stabbing you. So after game you run to forum to accuse Libra of serious hacking and realize he's in AARP
Membership Approved Hi may I join?
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Libra hacks, just he doesn't know he's doing it. :lol:
Hiya Toby, good luck with your request to join! I'm sure you and Banshie will be welcome to the clan soon. Keep active in the forums and the servers pal!
If I know you are in a tank, I feel luckier running around knowing I won't be threatened by your stabby thing.
Yes, my dear man ty!. You would be my stepdaddy now if you had said yes to Mom's request for a threeway with Grandma Gertrude last Good Friday..sigh man, this close!!
haha Libra I learned a long time go when your on. I head to hills off B and hang in a jeep staffing poor devils at B and A hahah
"....... See the curtains hangin' in the window, in the evenin' on a Friday night
A little light a-shinin' through the window, lets me know everything is alright
Summer breeze, makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind
Summer breeze, makes me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind......"
that's not a knife
and the SL Book too
Why aren't Banshie and Toby members yet? They both appear to be fine prospects to be members of the clan. Asking for a friend right Toby? J/K it isn't Toby...............STRYKER.
I have no problems waiting, approving new members is tough and not to be taken lightly. I want my shiny "fking vetted" badge to be bigger than STRYKERS.
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Old Friend, thank you beyond words. I think the hold up is Sgt Beckler sending private messages to all AARP members. Claiming that I started World War II. Not True at all. Massive fake news. See what happened is. When Beckler stayed over in my treehouse, he had run away from home and tried joining Ringling bros circus. Of course, he didn't know the circus had shut down. Mom being a lovable woman, told Beckler he could stay in my treehouse, right.
So naturally, nosy Beckler went through my photo albums, "Toby the Early Years." He found my Pacific album and asked me about the Prom Pictures. At the time, I was dating a sweet, incredibly slutty in bed hottie. My sexy Alice Yamamoto, yup Japanese Admiral Isoroku Yamamotos daughter.
Who knew, right? So the hookup went sideways. Her Dad called me, in Hawaii and yelled some vile Japanese chit, and dropped a bomb on me that Alice was prego. He threatened restraining orders or got married to his Alic. I was so mad. Now am sorry for it. I was screaming in the phone booth, like fuk, You old man! Its Christmas soon, no way you book a plane to the Islands until after Christmas holidays, so shut up and sit down, old fart. The assole hung up, and a week later, December 7, 1941, the bitch found a plane(s) showed and up, and yea, he was uber pissed! So Dear STRYKER that may be the hold-up. PS. Don't let Beckler into your treehouse. My photo albums, "Toby the Dark Basement Years Part III," are missing.
So naturally, nosy Beckler went through my photo albums, "Toby the Early Years." He found my Pacific album and asked me about the Prom Pictures. At the time, I was dating a sweet, incredibly slutty in bed hottie. My sexy Alice Yamamoto, yup Japanese Admiral Isoroku Yamamotos daughter.
Who knew, right? So the hookup went sideways. Her Dad called me, in Hawaii and yelled some vile Japanese chit, and dropped a bomb on me that Alice was prego. He threatened restraining orders or got married to his Alic. I was so mad. Now am sorry for it. I was screaming in the phone booth, like fuk, You old man! Its Christmas soon, no way you book a plane to the Islands until after Christmas holidays, so shut up and sit down, old fart. The assole hung up, and a week later, December 7, 1941, the bitch found a plane(s) showed and up, and yea, he was uber pissed! So Dear STRYKER that may be the hold-up. PS. Don't let Beckler into your treehouse. My photo albums, "Toby the Dark Basement Years Part III," are missing.
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Sad story about WW2 Tob. I hope you learned something from that situation. At times I wonder if you are Forest Gump's brother. The adventures you've had...
Beckler was kinda pissed you outed his sex change operation. He says he is no longer attracted to you and wont say which sex he changed to. I don't think Beckler holds much sway for tags, but its probably best to at least be friendly. It can take many months to get tags and some folks give up and move on.
Rumor has it Animal and Toby's mom are a wild thang. Good for them, but it takes Animal away from the game too much. We want you back soon Animal.
Hi Mr Stryker, I saw pics allegedly on you at PornHub up under "men hung like T-rexs". OMG if I had your penis I would cut mine off and burn it. Most men are stubs compared to you. Except for animal.
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I was told by a very reliable source that animal is massive I mean he makes john North look like me. FOR THOSE UNDER 40 GOOGLE porn star jOHN NORTH
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