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tobyloveswar

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DTLA.. Ur bitch likes me more Bruh
Was vibbing with Master Jedi Behop today. He said join ARP dude. I was like yea. Got a mic but its gonna get weird since I sound like a hot 17-year old cheerleader that crafts polymer clay jewelry on youtube, ok! **pushes parole officer away**
 
LOL Master Libra was about to put on my AARP custom made uniform. Got it made at "Tio Pepe's House of Army Chit". Then I read your message "Sorry not yet hahahaha". Folded the scared robes, laid out on the driveway, and thought it's like high school all over again.
 
Welcome Toby! It is fun bantering with you on RC1. You seem to do whatever it takes to help the team out. Keep busy in the forum so the clan can get to know you better.

Btw, Toby's avatar is from the same beach Neil Young and I used to spend time on as youths. He got a lot more chicks than I did. I don't think they will find Beckler there tho.
 
Master Jedi Murtada thnk you sir your kind words have overtaken my feeble person. A couple of weeks ago as I chilled at the beach "Broadbeach"next to Zuma. I was helping lifeguards find Beckler. Seems Beckler was yelling at folks on the beach that they sucked and he didn't want them on "his team." as I sat there tanning I kept thinking how am I gonna get AARP Mrutada? I said his name out loud. Guests turned to me and said whos that? My girl goes yea you said his name out loud while sleeping. HAHA, you can imagine my guests, and the chit they said about that haha.
Personally, I think you're the best chopper pilot with passive_menance right behind you. But you sir when I see you turn 360 after I fired a stinger at your blue chopper. I know you know it's me and your coming right at me. haha, I try running away screaming, "shit he knows it's me , run toby"!!!! LMAO MURT hahah its so much fun to try to get you. The AARP is the best funniest clan on the internet!
 
Awww i’m so spoiled thanks for the kind words. You don’t have to worry about me now it’s official we’re gonna be on the same squad and get your RPG instead of your stinger ;)
 
Hi, ya my Dear Friend. In a past life, you and I would have been fighting back to back like in a glorious western! Do you guys have a gift shop? for AARP items like trading cards lol I know but a long time ago had them made for a law firm the internet was kinda new then. So yea it cost but they had a ball with them. Now its dirt cheap. brought this up as a joke a month ago but I did mean it tho. A picture calendar of all the AARP admins and or best players. If possible shirtless? Tons of other money-making sane legal ideas. Behop if I get accepted I'll always be grateful to you for this. I love b4 keep in mind I played American army for 20+ years daily in an all mostly army clan. They are fun but a lil scary they kill people they real soldiers Colns Sgt, caps. Even a couple from Nam. One brought up bf4 said Toby you will love it. Here I am haven't gone back to America's army since I've been here. What I love about the AARP server its lets boys rub antlers and do grey stuff without being Quakers strict stuff. Love mainly the no racial slurs especially in these times. Your server is fun, fair decent, and just Fucking fun.
 
Heheh I remember how many innocents you have slaughtered at C base and bitter tears spring to my eyes. I love AARP they set the standard for Bf4. Don't even get me started on the AARP server that changes maps omg that's like drop 14 tabs of acid, swallow a bucket of Crack, and lather me up Jack, we bitches going to town!
 
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