Hey you'all, Here is my Intro:

[5scar-STRYKER]

AKULA I tried to explain a few things on the way to the meeting but you just didn't grasp them. First of all you were the only one drugged, STRYKER was part of the plot and didn't have to go through it. I know kind of chicken shit of me but I wanted to join AARP and Red_Dawn came to me with the plan and I had to cut you loose, Sorry bro. I know you don't remember to much but the grin on my face on the way home was me remembering you screaming like a little girl. Well bro here we are both members of AARP and I hope you are Christian and can turn the other cheeks (but watch out there is a line back there). Now you punks get off my fucking lawn..................STRYKER.

 

[Akula20342]

LOL

 

[Viper Fango]

Yep go figure!!! You swab Jockyes minds are just as sick as us ole Rangers Bwahahahahah!

 

[Talk2dabullet]

Yep go figure!!! You swab Jockyes minds are just as sick as us ole Rangers Bwahahahahah!

So do you concur my fellow teammate?

 

[Viper Fango]

Uhhhhh don't know how to respond to that one.........Bwahahaha

 

[Viper Fango]

I'll tell you'all one thing I am ADDICTED to the game as a Combat Veteran, because of the reality of the action and sounds so...
I'll be playing almost every day unless I'm under the weather from all these surgery's I've been having to go through.

(It has helped a lot with My PTSD...
It seems funny, but it really has! I totally stopped drinking, and contemplating on KILLING people! Civilians who really get me P.Oed!!!! ))))

Hahahahaha Gotcha!:laser:

 

[Viper Fango]

MY face awaiting inclusion into the AARP Clan.........

 

[KarekCat]

It can take time. Took me 2 weeks!

 

[Talk2dabullet]

Come on Viper ring it up!!

 

[Red_Dawn_FTG1]

bad timing, i am in Greece, simpson is at a motorcycle race in New England, and Redkilla is killing brain cells by Jack Daniels in nebraska... so we should wrap this up quickly next week.

shoot straight and stay out of strykers tank!

 

[Viper Fango]

Well OK then ...Just checking to insure you all we're not AI's
and Not a ALGORITHM......Bwahahaha

 

[Red_Dawn_FTG1]

Well OK then ...Just checking to insure you all we're not AI's
and Not a ALGORITHM......Bwahahaha
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oh shit... he is on to us.... fuck. execute protocol "penis extender stryker mode"!! stat!!

 

[Viper Fango]

ALEXIS CAUGHT ON TO YA!

 

[ssgmadmax]

Yeah Viper is a great guy. We run together all the time now.
Besides laughing my ass off playing with him, he and I have the same Hacker Level K/D ratios.

 

[Viper Fango]

Well still awaiting my disposition. Any idea yet?

 

[KarekCat]

Have you given Redkilla his reach-around yet?

 

[Talk2dabullet]

Have you given Redkilla his reach-around yet?

That it Viper got to get down on fours or two

 

[RedKilla]

Viper, welcome.. Be on the look out for a platoon invite on battlelog. You now have full access to the forums. Put your tags on!

 

[Red_Dawn_FTG1]

Invite sent! welcome to our sorry ass group!

you know better than to get into Redkilla's or Stryker's tank to normal warnings not needed

that is all....

 

[KarekCat]

See? That's all it took.