Hi Louis, no problem, dude, I am old and I do chit like that more often than not. Get this, Hallooween, a couple days ago, I was throwing dollar bills at a Real Cop in West Hollywood, because I "believed" he was a male stripper doing a show on the sidewalk pretending to give the ticket.
(I'm not gay, but I am a clown at heart.)
The cop stopped writing the guy a ticket, moved over to me, gently grabbed me by the shoulder, and said with a huge grin, "Hey sir, am not a male stripper posing as a cop, am a real police officer." The guys down the street, the police man points at them, they are the strippers. The guy getting the ticket yells, the old man thought the cop was a gay stripper!!! OMG EVEYBODY FUCKING LAUGHED AT ME. I grinned like a 2.00 dollar idiot and quietly fled back to east Hollywood.