T4CH reporting for duty ! :'v

[T4CH1K0M4]

after throughly thinking on which clan i should join, i made up my mind and choose to get my butt in AARP, seeing that i'm literally playing on the AARP server everytime, and talking with some of you guys and having some great quality game sessions, i think it is a mature community and i like it, also im looking forward to have good team gameplay (sadly most of the time i'm in solo-rambo mode tho), so i think i made the right choice.

a little about me, my real name is Mario, i'm from Mexico, currently stationed in Tokyo, Japan, 34yo, keyboard/mouse player on ground, hotas use on flying chopper (saitek fly5 + tartarus chroma) (no jet flyer, super suck there).

T4CH1K0M4

 

[jsimpson32]

Hello!

Seen you plenty on the server...

1.) Make friends with members
2.) talk to them on a mic
3.) post a lot on the forums

this is the path!


Good luck

 

[Carp]

1) Don't get into a tank with Redkilla
2) Don't get into a tank with Redkilla
3) Don't get into a tank with Redkilla


But then again getting into the tank with him may be the fastest path to membership!

You've come to the right place!

 

[RedKilla]

Bout time!!!!

 

[Talk2dabullet]

1) Don't get into a tank with Redkilla
2) Don't get into a tank with Redkilla
3) Don't get into a tank with Redkilla


But then again getting into the tank with him may be the fastest path to membership!

You've come to the right place!

Welcome, get involved in forums, Redkilla will be waiting for you in his nude tank, have fun and enjoy.

 

[RedKilla]

If you want to stay alive. Get in my tank! But you better have a repair tool!!!

 

[Carp]

If you want to stay alive. Get in my tank! But you better have a repair tool!!!

I can honestly say that statement is true. And the bigger your "tool" the better!:courage:

 

[whitefish21]

If you want to stay alive. Get in my tank! But you better have a repair tool!!!

I secretly swapped out his bucket of lube for a bucket of coconut oil and I can honestly say the after smell is much better.

 

[whitefish21]

HAHA:highly_amused:

 

[T4CH1K0M4]

i wonder if my rpg is a valid tool for red's requirements :'v

 

[Carp]

i wonder if my rpg is a valid tool for red's requirements :'v

That would just bounce off of Redkilla's tank. You need something with more "Thrust"

 

[T4CH1K0M4]

an A10 might do the trick then :v

 

[Akula20342]

That would just bounce off of Redkilla's tank. You need something with more "Thrust"

You know what else bounces off his tank?! Dildos..... I know this because Red_Dawn told me. Red_Dawn next time you lure me into these conversations at least bring wine!!!!

 

[whereamIagain]

i wonder if my rpg is a valid tool for red's requirements :'v

Only if it vibrates! :friendly_wink:

 

[whereamIagain]

an A10 might do the trick then :v

That might do the trick

 

[whereamIagain]

Quote Originally Posted by T4CH1K0M4 View Post

an A10 might do the trick then :v


That might do the trick

or maybe this might do it

 

[Talk2dabullet]

You know what else bounces off his tank?! Dildos..... I know this because Red_Dawn told me. Red_Dawn next time you lure me into these conversations at least bring wine!!!!

Akula watch out, cause if wine comes in to the picture then something else will be brewing hahaha

 

[Slow1inTexas]

I agree with Carp DON'T GET IN REDKILLA'S TANK He is a kill hog and sucks at driving.LOL

 

[CritWalker]

Hey buddy! Hang around, lets do this thing. I enjoy playing with you, even though you kick my ass most of the time.

 

[Akula20342]

Akula watch out, cause if wine comes in to the picture then something else will be brewing hahaha

I keep my distance....