STRYKER Rumor

whitefish21

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I wont reveal my source but the rumor is that STRYKER's lawn isn't actually grass. Its AstroTurf!!!!!

The grass is greener on the other side but only because it was dyed that way.
 
Where do you guys did up this fake news? Now this one is easy to disprove. You just ask Daddy Carp now that he lives next to me. Geeeez it makes me blush a little that my adoptive Father wants to be so close to me. Now if I can just get him to loosen the purse strings a little....lol. But Daddy Carp is right you punks get off both lawns and stay off or face battle field death............STRYKER.
 
I don't think I could have picked a better thread to reply to for my 1,000th post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was Tucker Carlson OK. His software was malfunctioning and in the process of a hard reboot he let out a shit ton on confidential info. This was one of the pieces of info he spilled.

I suggest Carp build a big fucking wall to keep STRYKERs fake grass away from Carps real deal lawn. If Tucker Carlson said it it must be true.
 

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