Stryker Points

[SPaRkL3]

I was told that tooting Stryker's horn would greatly increase my chances of being accepted into the clan so...

Stryker is the best damn Battle Field player I have ever had the privilege of playing with! He is the MAN and can do it ALL! I have seen him take D at the start of Golmud by himself! He flew a jet to it, dove out, stole an enemy tank and killed the other team with it. When he was done taking D, he chased down the enemy AA on foot, snatched the driver out by his hair and knifed them, then stole it too. Then he proceeded to take all the other spawn points on the map in their own AA! He is so awesome, he was repairing himself while fighting and he was support!

That's my story, and I am sticking to it!

 

[RedKilla]

Application denied.. :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

 

[Animalllllll]

No video. Didn't happen. I'm backing Red on this one.

 

[RedKilla]

No video. Didn't happen. I'm backing Red on this one.

Rep added!!! LOL

 

[cdiver22]

I was with you until you mentioned him in a jet! -1 point........

 

[KarekCat]

Stryker, Flying? That's about as likely as CDiver not in a tank, Redkilla in a Stealth Jet, or Akula not in the AA!

 

[Talk2dabullet]

No freakin way STRYKER in the air flying he only sticks in the toilet sitting in his tank true story.. Lol!!

 

[Raynet11]

Top Stryker Facts:

If you can see Stryker, he can see you. If you can't see Stryker, you may be only seconds away from death.

Stryker doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.

Stryker can slam a revolving door

Stryker falls in water, Stryker doesn't get wet. Water gets Stryker

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Stryker has allowed to live.

Stryker doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is

Jesus can walk on water, but Stryker can swim on land....

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Stryker.

 

[5scar-STRYKER]

Thanks for all the hugs guys, and Sparkles story is all true except the jet flying part. I wasn't flying I was just setting on the wing waiting to bail. The rest of the story is all true in my mind and like Sparkles I am sticking to it. And BTW guys I can fly a jet for about five seconds until it nose dives into Mother Earth. I hope it wasn't me that give you that advice Sparkles. My advice would have been to ride in RedKilla's Tank for five minuets, and to go visit Simpson second building second level North of Bravo Flag. Sure fire way to get in with the shortest amount of wait time. Now with this stunt you have upset RedKilla so it is back to the starting line for you young man. All the nice things you guys said still doesn't get you a free pass to the lawn...........STRYKER.

 

[Raynet11]

Stryker, you didn't finish the joke..

A guy walks up to a tank parked at the second building parked north of bravo, hey any of you 10 guys torching this tank here of a guy named JSimpson?

No , we haven't seen him, but they say he's from around these parts, we just decided to rep this tank while we were waiting..

 

[Animalllllll]

Ray is off the meds.

 

[Raynet11]

Yeah lots of these pill bottles in the corner not sure what they were for , you might be on to something !!

 

[5scar-STRYKER]

Animalllllll don't make me cross the border just to bitch slap you. I don't care if Ray is off his meds or not I love what he is saying, so please STFU and let him continue. Please go ahead now Ray the bench has given you the floor, not to be confused with the lawn,lol........STRYKER.

 

[SPaRkL3]

EXACTLY!