Stryker Camping While Complaining About Camping

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To be fair, I was in his squad and he had Pink Floyd as a gunner who had the task of empting his shit bucket down there before they took off. The gagging and retching sounds over comms was terrible!
 
Why am I being trolled in the forums? I can tell you why. Because if I am not starting shit you all are getting bored reading them (except for Toby's exploits) but a promise is a promise and I will keep my word. But did you hear the one about RedKilla and the prostitute? Neither did I. Just made it up..........lmfao.

Thanks for the compliment Bebop, but the only thing that I look for in a tank is a clean shit bucket. I being X-Military keep my boots spit shined and if they get splashed the taste is terrible. Out side of that I am pretty tank friendly unless they are headed to Foxtrot that is another deal buster.

The comment about me being old and a slow typist is right on Gems. Back in my day High School Typing was for girls and queers (Homosexual is just to hard a word to use) so I ended up like a chicken on the key board. Hunt and peck with two fingers.

I would just like to say AARP's Golmud Server has offered me many more good times than bad. That and fast vehicle spawn has kept me coming back.................STRYKER.

P.S.> That is not even me in the clip. Must be my stunt double.
 
Why am I being trolled in the forums? I can tell you why. Because if I am not starting shit you all are getting bored reading them (except for Toby's exploits) but a promise is a promise and I will keep my word. But did you hear the one about RedKilla and the prostitute? Neither did I. Just made it up..........lmfao.

The comment about me being old and a slow typist is right on Gems. Back in my day High School Typing was for girls and queers (Homosexual is just to hard a word to use) so I ended up like a chicken on the key board. Hunt and peck with two fingers.

I would just like to say AARP's Golmud Server has offered me many more good times than bad. That and fast vehicle spawn has kept me coming back.................STRYKER.

P.S.> That is not even me in the clip. Must be my stunt double.
It is true that Toby has been keeping us entertained with his stories! Long Live Toby

Hahahahaha Stryker you made me laugh so hard I snorted "Hunt and peck with two fingers". Thats a dead on description of how my Dad types!!!!
Too funny. Guess they didnt know back in the day how cool computers would be, eh?
 
When I heard Stryker for the first time 3 years ago. I had jumped in his tank. He started telling me what to shoot at it. I jumped out all shocked and screamed he's a real man.! Ran away back to my Minecraft. Came back a year later when I grew a little.
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btw Tobs, a few members and associated peeps are looking to set up a multiplayer minecraft server, let us know if youd be interested
 
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