Somethings wrong in our BF4 universe.

tobyloveswar

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Hi, this is for noobs and skillless players like me. I play every day bf4 Golumd and if you know me, my score daily is like
3 kills and 23 deaths and that's a good day. Well since I've been playing hardcore server no mini-map, no auto-healing and not knowing how many bullets or missiles you have... hardcore. Do some wise members mind explaining why am owing on hardcore? I mean owning for me is like 4 kills 7 deaths? that is like a wet dream for me and on hardcore mode?. Where every player is like Red and Animal? give me a break right? am headed there now. The hardcore server might as well be a 18-year-old redhead honey hitching a ride. That kind of hooked. Noobs if you're being slaughter on regular servers with mini-map. Give it up to head to hardcore.! The enemy can't see you either!! hahahahaha.
 
Hi Red. I see you on the map with the giant radar dish in the middle of the map. I'll climb one of those cement towers and watch you from the top. I gave up shooting you with the MTB. the first 2 you shrug away the other ones you don't even feel. Now am just standing there with an empty MTB and your tank looking at me with the "ARE you done expression". Then merciful death ensues. Have a great election day Red and thank you always for AARP endowment and your help in finding battlelog. All Hail our AARP admins for they are wise and loving.
 
Hi Red. I see you on the map with the giant radar dish in the middle of the map. I'll climb one of those cement towers and watch you from the top. I gave up shooting you with the MTB. the first 2 you shrug away the other ones you don't even feel. Now am just standing there with an empty MTB and your tank looking at me with the "ARE you done expression". Then merciful death ensues. Have a great election day Red and thank you always for AARP endowment and your help in finding battlelog. All Hail our AARP admins for they are wise and loving.

LMAO Toby.. that shit is funny
 
Red I like you and Stryker alot. For many reasons. One, in particular, is why do you guys put up with this crap right? why care about hacks and bans? Because you are special people, Mr. Simpson the founders and admins. Why bother with Insonlent pups.?

Was run over by a tour bus in London and dragged a few hundred feet. They pulled me out and my 10-year-old was crying and as they propped me against the bus, I looked at my crying Boy and yelled Son don't cry don't let the English see ya Cry. I looked at my legs and to AARP_Libra I say that video I posted about those campers meeting the devil and one of them falling down into hell.? Looking around and seeing flames on the ground. That's what I looked for too on the floor. I wiggled my toes my shoes were gone and I whistled to my son and I stood up and he smiled. Yelled at him told ya boy no English man can kill me. My daughter was talking to an English cop and stupid ex-wife was doing the "scream painting face". Then I hopped over to the bus driver as the cops were talking to him. I jumped him and the cops said oh no mister. they were so polite. They strapped me on a stretcher sandbagged my neck shoved me into an ambulance along with kids and wife at the time and sped off to st johns. Stupid St Johns in less than 30 mins had me outside with family. The daughter was 15 she tells the doctor omg no Xrays wtf? Doc says nothing broken, he's walking ain't he? I never went back to Uk. Damage from the accident. Massive pain from head to foot for the next 3 months touring Europe with family lmao what an adventure that was lol. Only damage was second-degree burns on palms of hands. I guess I tried to hold on to crap under the bus. oh yea i couldn't do doggy style with the old shrew of a wife for about a year. Couldn't bend my knees lolol.

Having said that I rather surprise a fucking an enraged Mama grizzly mother trying to wake up her dead cubs. Then have to turn around after hearing Stryker say "Mister turn around real slow like". Yea the Bear would be safer. So why the book.? well never met kids like you, why does AARP do all of this? *Toby points at forums and posts*. The only answer is your good people that's why I can't understand the reason. Why I love you guys even more. You are what I could never be, good and noble. Everybody I know is dead now. Don't know how much time I have left, hell nobody does but you can't live forever. Am starting a crazy set of Podcasts will be posting the link here to it. A series of true life and real adventures. The purpose is not to brag. It's to give you ways and means that Top lawyers and attorney generals in private practice paid me a good coin to help fuck over clients' enemies. So if you ever go through a bad time and been cheated. This will even up the score without breaking any of the Ten commandments. It's so important you don't break "some" of those commandments. Podcasts are easier as diabetes gets in the eyes lol.

Stryker Hope to meet you one day, lift some shine, and swap some lies.
 
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