Should surgery and wiping my ass left handed

[GomerPile]

Well, it is official, Doc says my aggressive game play has torn a tendon in my shoulder. So many Gs it has ripping my Supraspinatus. surgery scheduled for 12/16 to put faster younger tendons from a unsuspecting Donor, yet to be hit by my jeep in it. Post 12/16 i will only be playing one handed, so i will continue on my Jeep killing rampage on all your Fat, Slow , Old asses.

probably be a few months before I can fly hard again.

 

[ADIOS]

always thought you were already playing with one hand ya degenerate...goodluck heal quick

 

[jsimpson32]

Lol good luck with surgery, when you get out you’ll fly twice as good.

 

[shiryu_libra]

i thought you were already disabled.... lol... get well soon, i need something to kill

 

[Ouch_My_PeePee]

Well, it is official, Doc says my aggressive game play has torn a tendon in my shoulder. So many Gs it has ripping my Supraspinatus. surgery scheduled for 12/16 to put faster younger tendons from a unsuspecting Donor, yet to be hit by my jeep in it. Post 12/16 i will only be playing one handed, so i will continue on my Jeep killing rampage on all your Fat, Slow , Old asses.

probably be a few months before I can fly hard again.

Get better and when you can fly again i will be in my bird waiting to shoot you out of the sky! lol feel better

 

[whitefish21]

Hope you have a successful surgery and fast recovery. I hear masturbation is the best post surgery rehab for shoulder injuries. Ask your doc:glee:

 

[jsimpson32]

Hope you have a successful surgery and fast recovery. I hear masturbation is the best post surgery rehab for shoulder injuries. Ask your doc:glee:

I thought that’s how he developed this issue?

 

[OldGunney]

Hope Gomer gets back into the saddle soon! I can handle him in the chopper, but not the Vandercrash hack pilot. He's been tearing me a new hole recently!

 

[5scar-STRYKER]

Speedy recovery Gomer. I just don't know how you seen a pic of me to say fat slow old asses, but in my case you pretty much nailed it.

As for the masturbation take it real slow as you don't know how much strength you are going to have after the repair and you may pull that little needle dick off. See you are not the only one with access to the photo archives............STRYKER

 

[WirelessG]

I snapped my distal (lower) bicep tendon a couple years ago. My arm was in a splint for a few days and then in an immobilizing sling for several weeks. It sucked, but it was necessary.

 

[whitefish21]

I snapped my distal (lower) bicep tendon a couple years ago. My arm was in a splint for a few days and then in an immobilizing sling for several weeks. It sucked, but it was necessary.

I had a friend who did that doing bicep curls. You're right it does suck. If the muscle rips too and isnt reattached within a few days it can never be reattached again. Scary shit.

 

[WirelessG]

I was slinging 8', 6x6 PT posts. Didn't feel anything other than a slight pop and a relaxation. I was in surgery 3 days later. Good thing this isn't Canada.

 

[Digital Lode]

Gonna run some people over for you. Get better soon!

 

[whereamIagain]

Hope you're on the mend. Get well soon. The Clan need people to shot at. LOL

 

[Kapitanium]

I'm sure all will go well. But if you'd like, I know a guy who can get you a 'gently used' new shoulder, straight from Asia as a great price. He also has kidneys and misc. organs laying around if you'd like 2 livers or whatever.

 

[ElChangoFeo]

Get well soon Gomer. I had shoulder surgery in the past and it’s no fun. Well.....maybe I’ll be able to own you since you’re playing one handed.

 

[KIII-KILLER]

Good luck GomerPile. Hope the recovery is quick. K.

 

[GomerPile]

The awesome thing is.. I can drive the jeep left handed and still get my roadkills.. i have been practicing all week!

 

[Animalllllll]

Well, it is official, Doc says my aggressive game play has torn a tendon in my shoulder. So many Gs it has ripping my Supraspinatus. surgery scheduled for 12/16 to put faster younger tendons from a unsuspecting Donor, yet to be hit by my jeep in it. Post 12/16 i will only be playing one handed, so i will continue on my Jeep killing rampage on all your Fat, Slow , Old asses.

probably be a few months before I can fly hard again.

Take your time with recovery, friend! :laugh:
Meanwhile, I'll be outfitting the tank with canisters for those 1 hit jeep kills HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Really hope it repairs well pal but at your age it probably will take like forever.

 

[Kapitanium]

Friend of mine will be having surgery on the 17th to remove a tumor from (near? or in? i dunno he wont tell me) his brain on the 17th, will be thinking of you as well. god speed to a fast recovery friend.