My latest beauty is a half-moon tail Beta. I bought this fish last week at Yo's tropical fish store on Santa Monica Blvd., Ya know how they sell betas right in a small cup. So on way out the bag falls and beaks. My Benji (shiatsu) scops up the freaked-out fish. I grab it, FLY back to the shop,
Yo says you want a new one. I ask what you gonna do with him. He said death zone. I got a Lil mad when Yo said that. Don't know why? guess an old man thing. I snapped, "Nah I'll take it home and let it die with me, I shot back all proudly". Guess Yo was madder. He said might as well you're the one that dropped the poor Lil fishy bitch. * Yo calls all his fish for sale Fishys*
Am like most pet owners and spoil my pets beyond comprehension. So naturally, I have a small 3 gallon $100.00 aquarium waiting for my new Beta. Placed him gently in the tank and watched him, was so deeply immersed in guilt-ridden total sublime love, as he took to new digs.
Two hours later after hitting like my best ever bf4 session on hardcore. As I walk by I knock over the fish tank. Down goes the beta and water everywhere. Benji my pet shiatsu is again holding the fish. Am tripping grabbing fish and glass with water. The pic below is 48 hours later.
I named him AARP_Redkilla1. Reason?
OMG it's so obvious!!! HE WON'T DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahah
Yo says you want a new one. I ask what you gonna do with him. He said death zone. I got a Lil mad when Yo said that. Don't know why? guess an old man thing. I snapped, "Nah I'll take it home and let it die with me, I shot back all proudly". Guess Yo was madder. He said might as well you're the one that dropped the poor Lil fishy bitch. * Yo calls all his fish for sale Fishys*
Am like most pet owners and spoil my pets beyond comprehension. So naturally, I have a small 3 gallon $100.00 aquarium waiting for my new Beta. Placed him gently in the tank and watched him, was so deeply immersed in guilt-ridden total sublime love, as he took to new digs.
Two hours later after hitting like my best ever bf4 session on hardcore. As I walk by I knock over the fish tank. Down goes the beta and water everywhere. Benji my pet shiatsu is again holding the fish. Am tripping grabbing fish and glass with water. The pic below is 48 hours later.
I named him AARP_Redkilla1. Reason?
OMG it's so obvious!!! HE WON'T DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahah
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