One of those mornings

[LongHaul05]

So shortly after I got up I started getting ready for work just
Like everyone does but mine made me laugh and think wtf
Was I doing. I grabbed my tooth Bush and my tooth paste
But it wasn't my tooth paste is was fucking my shaving cream
I didn't know it the time till put some on my tooth brush that's when I caught it. Would of been more funny if I brushed my teeth with shaving cream.

 

[whitefish21]

So shortly after I got up I started getting ready for work just
Like everyone does but mine made me laugh and think wtf
Was I doing. I grabbed my tooth Bush and my tooth paste
But it wasn't my tooth paste is was fucking my shaving cream
I didn't know it the time till put some on my tooth brush that's when I caught it. Would of been more funny if I brushed my teeth with shaving cream.

HAHA

I dont know how I haven't done that yet. Im like a zombie until I have a cup of coffee or tea.

 

[OldGunney]

I've heard of some guys going to the dentist for a haircut. Not naming names.

 

[RedKilla]

At least you didn't grab the Preparation H

 

[whitefish21]

At least you didn't grab the Preparation H

LOL

I heard its good for your gums.

It also calms a bruised ego for all the shit talkers.:welcoming:

 

[RedKilla]

I heard Red_Dawn uses it for lube

 

[whitefish21]

I heard Red_Dawn uses it for lube

Dat Ass!

 

[RedKilla]

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[whitefish21]

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HAHAHAHA

 

[RedKilla]

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[whitefish21]

Reminds me of this:

Is it in yet!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RedKilla]

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[whitefish21]

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You cant see it but the dog was wearing a VR headset. Its the future of sex. :couch2:

 

[RedKilla]

I want one

 

[whitefish21]

I want one

LOL

 

[Talk2dabullet]

I've heard of some guys going to the dentist for a haircut. Not naming names.

I know I know who!! Not saying names due to respect hahaha

 

[Talk2dabullet]

Reminds me of this:

Is it in yet!!!!!!!!!!!!

That looks like STRYKER in vivo!!!!!

 

[Talk2dabullet]

So shortly after I got up I started getting ready for work just
Like everyone does but mine made me laugh and think wtf
Was I doing. I grabbed my tooth Bush and my tooth paste
But it wasn't my tooth paste is was fucking my shaving cream
I didn't know it the time till put some on my tooth brush that's when I caught it. Would of been more funny if I brushed my teeth with shaving cream.

I never would have believe it you can. WTH couple of shots in the morning will do.

 

[Talk2dabullet]

At least you didn't grab the Preparation H

It's good for hiccups too!

 

[Talk2dabullet]

Dat Ass!

Shake that Ass!! Shake it, shake it!