My Birthday Request

[whitefish21]

As you all should know, my birthday is coming up. This year, instead of sending me gifts I am asking that everyone donate to my penis enlargement fund.

I've always dreamed of having a massive 6 inch cock. After searching high and low, I found a plastic surgeon who will do it for $1,000.00 an inch. This is very cheap.

I only need to raise $5,500.00 to make this happen.

Red please add a second donation tab.

Thank you all for making my dream come true. :glee::glee::excitement:

 

[RedKilla]

OMG>>LMAO

 

[onesickpuppy]

You're lucky. Mine is only 2 inches.

 

[onesickpuppy]

From the ground!

 

[Apache1117]

You may come up a little short on that request.......Sorry for the pun.

 

[jsimpson32]

Pro tip: tree looks bigger is you trim the shrubs

 

[RedKilla]

Oh snap..hes the big 40 today!!!

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[5scar-STRYKER]

Before I donate Whitey I have a question. Do you want the 6" hard or soft? .........................STRYKER.

 

[whereamIagain]

Happy birthday

 

[RedKilla]

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Happy birthday

Whitefish be like

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[OldGunney]

I've had penis surgery before. Hurt like hell! Had to cut off 5 inches as wife could not take the whole 12 inches. I could have saved it and donated it to you Whitefish!

 

[whereamIagain]

I've had penis surgery before. Hurt like hell! Had to cut off 5 inches as wife could not take the whole 12 inches. I could have saved it and donated it to you Whitefish!

 

[whereamIagain]

Wait forgot one more.

 

[Skull8Ranger]

As you all should know, my birthday is coming up. This year, instead of sending me gifts I am asking that everyone donate to my penis enlargement fund.

I've always dreamed of having a massive 6 inch cock. After searching high and low, I found a plastic surgeon who will do it for $1,000.00 an inch. This is very cheap.

I only need to raise $5,500.00 to make this happen.

Red please add a second donation tab.

Thank you all for making my dream come true. :glee::glee::excitement:

So you are rethinking the gender re identification surgery you had?

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[whitefish21]

You're lucky. Mine is only 2 inches.

From the ground!

Dont be stingy. Donate some inches.

 

[whitefish21]

You're lucky. Mine is only 2 inches.

Pro tip: tree looks bigger is you trim the shrubs

Been waxing for years. Dont like itchy stubble

 

[whitefish21]

You're lucky. Mine is only 2 inches.

Oh snap..hes the big 40 today!!!

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HAHAHAHAHA

Thanks bud!!!

 

[whitefish21]

You're lucky. Mine is only 2 inches.

Before I donate Whitey I have a question. Do you want the 6" hard or soft? .........................STRYKER.

Doc told me it will be the same length soft or hard.

Appreciate you offering to donate a few inches.

 

[whitefish21]

You're lucky. Mine is only 2 inches.

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Happy birthday

Thanks dude!!

That could work.

Wonder where I can get a foreskin donor. I like turtlenecks

 

[whitefish21]

I've had penis surgery before. Hurt like hell! Had to cut off 5 inches as wife could not take the whole 12 inches. I could have saved it and donated it to you Whitefish!

Dude, even if the ends are a little dry Im sure the doc could save some of the meaty middle.