Mr. Pink.

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Whitey point taken with an explanation. Since Mr. Pink has become an AARP Member he had gotten lazy and complacent. It is like he forgot all of the hours of training I put him through. Now instead of him automatically emptying the shit bucket when he enters he just lets it slosh around until we take a hard round and it goes all over the battle field. All of this after he bought the nice stainless steel bucket with the liners. The next thing I want to bring up is the lack of repairs. For a long time Mr. Pink was a repair man to be proud of . Now with the tags it is there are bad guys out there going to shoot me or I forgot. How the fuck can you forget when you have three jobs, shoot machine gun, empty shit bucket, and repair the fucking tank? This is no shit, the other day we were not to far out of spawn and I told him to get out of the tank we had to talk. We were in team speak and I told him retraining had to start. I can't believe it his avatar actually hung his head like he was so ashamed. But with all the short falls Mr. Pink you are one of the best gunners I have found. I just wish I could get you to drive like Dlo so I could set back with my mint-julep singing "Driving Miss Daisy"...............STRYKER.

I had to cut this from another post that RedKilla closed but I wanted you to see it Mr. Pink.
 
Everyone is a repairing mutha at first then after you find out your gonna die 98% of the time your repairing you start to think "maybe i should just stay in here"
 
Whitey point taken with an explanation. Since Mr. Pink has become an AARP Member he had gotten lazy and complacent. It is like he forgot all of the hours of training I put him through. Now instead of him automatically emptying the shit bucket when he enters he just lets it slosh around until we take a hard round and it goes all over the battle field. All of this after he bought the nice stainless steel bucket with the liners. The next thing I want to bring up is the lack of repairs. For a long time Mr. Pink was a repair man to be proud of . Now with the tags it is there are bad guys out there going to shoot me or I forgot. How the fuck can you forget when you have three jobs, shoot machine gun, empty shit bucket, and repair the fucking tank? This is no shit, the other day we were not to far out of spawn and I told him to get out of the tank we had to talk. We were in team speak and I told him retraining had to start. I can't believe it his avatar actually hung his head like he was so ashamed. But with all the short falls Mr. Pink you are one of the best gunners I have found. I just wish I could get you to drive like Dlo so I could set back with my mint-julep singing "Driving Miss Daisy"...............STRYKER.

I had to cut this from another post that RedKilla closed but I wanted you to see it Mr. Pink.

You are right STRYKER...after that talk we had...I've really done some soul-searching...it's like I never knew what it meant to be a gunney...it was like an epiphany...there it was staring me right in the face...and I couldn't see it...until now...and I owe it all to you. Thanks for sticking by me thru thick and thin shit from the bucket...and now it's off to OPTIC-REAPER...he got a brand new tank the other day...man is it sharp...no torn up JUGS mags in the gunner seat...and that shit bucket...it has a bidet...no kidding...it washes you after you do your thing...I have seen the light and it is OPTIC!! You should check out the active armor on that baby...SWEET!

But I'm still practicing driving...OPTIC said he'd give me pointers...said he taught you everything you know...one of these days, maybe I'll be as good as DLO in a tank...I'll never be as good as him on the ground...he's a great groundpounder...so thanks for the lessons on being a better tanker...and gunner...now get off here and go watch one of your pirated movies!
 
Oh snap.....is Pink leaving you Stryker? I feel like im being witness to a messy break-up
 
He will come back crawling and I will decide then weather to accept him back into the fold. You see Pink stated that Optic has a brand new tank and how pretty it is? Mr. Pink has always been attracted to bling, no matter how much I have tried to correct him. But the irony of the story is when the covid virus is over Optic will be returning to work, shiney new tank and all. So all I can say is run free Mr. Pink but when you want to return it will be under a new contract that involves mucking up after Samantha. You thought the shit bucket was bad, that was just training for your future job. Now get the fuck off of my lawn..............STRYKER.
 
Disappointed

I thought this was going to be a thread about the great movie Reservoir Dogs
 
Disappointed

I thought this was going to be a thread about the great movie Reservoir Dogs

And now that you mention it...I do have some favorite quotes from one of my FAVORITE movies...
The best one is...

Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Mr. White: What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't catch it. Would you repeat it?
Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

and another good one...

Mr. Pink: I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.

and then last but not least...

Mr. Pink: Look, I ordered coffee. Now we've been here a long fucking time and she's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee, I want it filled *six* times.
Mr. Blonde: Six times. Well, what if she's too fucking busy?
Mr. Pink: The words "too fucking busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary.
Nice Guy Eddie: Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but I think the last fucking thing you need is another cup of coffee.

What a GREAT movie!

But I gotta run...OPTIC called me...wants to buy me a beer! I'm outta here!
 

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