Lets play a game..............

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So I made a shopping list of all the things I needed. After I was done this is what the list looked like:

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The game is simple. Guess what I'm planning to do. The winner gets one free ride on my pet sheep Samantha.

If STRYKER wins he can bring whatever footwear he likes.

Keep in mind that this list isn't exhaustive as I already have certain items that will join this list at home.

Good Luck to all. Samantha is really excited!

PS Keep in mind this is an actual list I made while thinking about all the things I needed. It wasn't created just for a game. The game idea came after.
 
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Ha ha ha STRYKER doesn't have to play your game he already had Samantha. But for you people that are trying to win a date play the game Samantha knows many tricks. But for the sake of the game I will venture a guess. The bleach is to dump on Samantha because she is loose and likes doing it in mud holes. The tooth pics are to keep your eyes open because it is late at night. The salt is to throw on Samntha's vaginal opening (it drives her wild). And finally the Crazy Glue is to glue her to you lower legs if you don't have muck boots. And i would like to donate my prize to Red_Dawn so he can experience sex with a female one time before he enters the big battle field in the sky. Peace out and kill shit............STRYKER. P.S STRKER got his ass kicked by a swabby in a bar fight. She was a tuff bitch. I think it was Demi Moore and she is a Navy Seal, and she did tell me to suck her dick.............LMFAO.
 
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5scar-STRYKER said:
Ha ha ha STRYKER doesn't have to play your game he already had Samantha. But for you people that are trying to win a date play the game Samantha knows many tricks. But for the sake of the game I will venture a guess. The bleach is to dump on Samantha because she is loose and likes doing it in mud holes. The tooth pics are to keep your eyes open because it is late at night. The salt is to throw on Samntha's vaginal opening (it drives her wild). And finally the Crazy Glue is to glue her to you lower legs if you don't have muck boots. And i would like to donate my prize to Red_Dawn so he can experience sex with a female one time before he enters the big battle field in the sky. Peace out and kill shit............STRYKER. P.S STRKER got his ass kicked by a swabby in a bar fight. She was a tuff bitch. I think it was Demi Moore and she is a Navy Seal, and she did tell me to suck her dick.............LMFAO.
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That is too funny.
 
First off, to Stryker... i had a woman, once. her clit was HUGE, i mean like 6 or 7 inches and she only let me have anal.... (it kind of hurt) But hey! I have lived!

this is not even a game....

clearly your going to shave Samantha's anus and vagigi (he prefers lambs)... the Bleach is for her anus, i agree, if your going to lick it, make it pretty. the salt is to rub into her muff to make it pucker and tight, good move, stryker got that right. The crazy glue is for your palms, once you grab her flanks she is not getting away! [PRO TIP: Wear velcro gloves, they work perfect and after sex, you not stuck cuddling... just leave!]

but the clever part is the toothpicks... most wont get it. Toothpicks can be used to hold her stockings up during bone crushing sex! the wood works into her wool very well!

Bonus, you can use the toothpicks to remove any stray pubic wool that gets stuck in your teeth!

This is what she looked like after Stryker prepped her!

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I told you I have real class. Isn't she purdy? One thing about sex with sheep when you are done and and her if it was good you get BAAAAAA. I don't know what BAAAAAA means but I take it as a yes. Great answers Red _Dawn I see you don't want charity and going for it on your own. Good work young man. If you don't win Samantha a little advice, reach down and under to see if they have the same equipment you have. Rams sure as hell hate that shit. Peace out and kill shit..........STRYKER.
 
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Red_Dawn_FTG1 said:
First off, to Stryker... i had a woman, once. her clit was HUGE, i mean like 6 or 7 inches and she only let me have anal.... (it kind of hurt) But hey! I have lived!

this is not even a game....

clearly your going to shave Samantha's anus and vagigi (he prefers lambs)... the Bleach is for her anus, i agree, if your going to lick it, make it pretty. the salt is to rub into her muff to make it pucker and tight, good move, stryker got that right. The crazy glue is for your palms, once you grab her flanks she is not getting away! [PRO TIP: Wear velcro gloves, they work perfect and after sex, you not stuck cuddling... just leave!]

but the clever part is the toothpicks... most wont get it. Toothpicks can be used to hold her stockings up during bone crushing sex! the wood works into her wool very well!

Bonus, you can use the toothpicks to remove any stray pubic wool that gets stuck in your teeth!

This is what she looked like after Stryker prepped her!

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WTF STRYKER..............I told you if you wanted to photograph Samantha it was ONLY for personal use and not to be distributed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did Red Dawn get his hands on the pre-sexual escapades photo shoot?? Damn she does look good there though!!! That pre-jizzed wool is sooooo soft and silky.

Red Dawn I dont know how you managed to do it but you did. Im wondering how you figured out how to back door my computer to install a mind reading device. HHmmmmmmmmmmm maybe back door wasn't the best choice of words.

Either way you've won sir. :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

You have 24 hours with Samantha in my basement.
 
jsimpson32 said:
Whitefish, are you happy with the answers we have provided?
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Im never happy but always satisfied.

Notable mentions go out to Simpson for knowing a basement was involved and to Karek for being inquisitive enough to realize the importance of quantity.
 
Congrats Red_Dawn for winning this very important event. There I was a good looser,now go fuck the sheep you road in on. And your fucking A I am calling foul. White fish Red_Dawn is not the only one with back door access to you oooops I mean your computer. After going through like 100 files of sheep related material I found one that was labeled Red_dawn's sheep. When I opened it I was surprised to find that you two collaborated and you hand fed Red_Dawn the proper answers. After reading the post where I was going to donate my win to Red_Dawn. But alas I was only going to give him one hour with my potential bride, then I was going to come in and finish my baby off for that pencil dick Mother-Fucker. BTW you guys don't have extensive gun collections do you? Note to self--don't piss these guys off till more is known about gun collections. Just kill shit.............STRYKER.
 
5scar-STRYKER said:
Congrats Red_Dawn for winning this very important event. There I was a good looser,now go fuck the sheep you road in on. And your fucking A I am calling foul. White fish Red_Dawn is not the only one with back door access to you oooops I mean your computer. After going through like 100 files of sheep related material I found one that was labeled Red_dawn's sheep. When I opened it I was surprised to find that you two collaborated and you hand fed Red_Dawn the proper answers. After reading the post where I was going to donate my win to Red_Dawn. But alas I was only going to give him one hour with my potential bride, then I was going to come in and finish my baby off for that pencil dick Mother-Fucker. BTW you guys don't have extensive gun collections do you? Note to self--don't piss these guys off till more is known about gun collections. Just kill shit.............STRYKER.
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speaking of backdoors! Stryker has some sick fucking shit on his hard drive! (Dont worry... strong language, but safe links....)

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=funny+sheep+sex+videos&&view=detail&mid=C205C25F4A99EC890E2FC205C25F4A99EC890E2F&&FORM=VRDGAR


https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=woman+dressed+as+sheep&&view=detail&mid=6333E9F85E89B420B00D6333E9F85E89B420B00D&&FORM=VRDGAR
 
5scar-STRYKER said:
Congrats Red_Dawn for winning this very important event. There I was a good looser,now go fuck the sheep you road in on. And your fucking A I am calling foul. White fish Red_Dawn is not the only one with back door access to you oooops I mean your computer. After going through like 100 files of sheep related material I found one that was labeled Red_dawn's sheep. When I opened it I was surprised to find that you two collaborated and you hand fed Red_Dawn the proper answers. After reading the post where I was going to donate my win to Red_Dawn. But alas I was only going to give him one hour with my potential bride, then I was going to come in and finish my baby off for that pencil dick Mother-Fucker. BTW you guys don't have extensive gun collections do you? Note to self--don't piss these guys off till more is known about gun collections. Just kill shit.............STRYKER.
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Damn..............another great American taken down by the violation of their private server. When will this end.
 
Red_Dawn_FTG1 said:
First off, to Stryker... i had a woman, once. her clit was HUGE, i mean like 6 or 7 inches and she only let me have anal.... (it kind of hurt) But hey! I have lived!

this is not even a game....

clearly your going to shave Samantha's anus and vagigi (he prefers lambs)... the Bleach is for her anus, i agree, if your going to lick it, make it pretty. the salt is to rub into her muff to make it pucker and tight, good move, stryker got that right. The crazy glue is for your palms, once you grab her flanks she is not getting away! [PRO TIP: Wear velcro gloves, they work perfect and after sex, you not stuck cuddling... just leave!]

but the clever part is the toothpicks... most wont get it. Toothpicks can be used to hold her stockings up during bone crushing sex! the wood works into her wool very well!

Bonus, you can use the toothpicks to remove any stray pubic wool that gets stuck in your teeth!

This is what she looked like after Stryker prepped her!

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LOFLMAO
 
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