Happy Thanksgiving all. I know now 4 people that didn't survive convid. Please kids wear your mask and stay away from people. It's easy for an old mean man like me. Tough for sweet young people.
Now my project for 2021 is to create an AARP CLone Army. Imagine 1000's of Libras and Redkillas? muhahahah We could own all the servers and become rich playing unending BF4 tournaments. and with Sgt Beckler, he's our ticket to the Ellen show!
Clone Intake: Requirements to be Cloned.
No MARTIANS OR MOON PEOPLE ALLOWED. (The CVS money-back guarantee only applies to Earthlings)
A decent Kill ratio that's higher than mine...basically everybody.
No test subjects allowed with any parts of their body that has "three things".
Must be an AARP to be cloned. Only the purity and nobility of an AARP can survive the painless cloning procedure.
Magna Defender is allowed to join the DNA Clone Club cause, well he's Magna. I mean 83 kills/2 deaths? wtf!
DM on the forum for details
For Ladies of the AARP, The Cloning experiment will take place in Paris France. It's more of a one on one process.
You will be staying with me at the Paris Hilton for a week. It's an intensive intake process. Followed by Dinners on Champs-Élysées, late-night warm Cognac on the river Seine and gentle magical lunches in Tuscany. Wait for it... My legendary, "stuff your shopping cart within two hours contest at the Louis Vuitton flagship store on Champs".
For Ladies of AARP More details on discord.
Please check your insurance coverage. I accept Kaiser and Blue Cross.
Not open to Members, Employees, and families of Origin or Steam. <<They like to steal secrets.
Now my project for 2021 is to create an AARP CLone Army. Imagine 1000's of Libras and Redkillas? muhahahah We could own all the servers and become rich playing unending BF4 tournaments. and with Sgt Beckler, he's our ticket to the Ellen show!
Clone Intake: Requirements to be Cloned.
No MARTIANS OR MOON PEOPLE ALLOWED. (The CVS money-back guarantee only applies to Earthlings)
A decent Kill ratio that's higher than mine...basically everybody.
No test subjects allowed with any parts of their body that has "three things".
Must be an AARP to be cloned. Only the purity and nobility of an AARP can survive the painless cloning procedure.
Magna Defender is allowed to join the DNA Clone Club cause, well he's Magna. I mean 83 kills/2 deaths? wtf!
DM on the forum for details
For Ladies of the AARP, The Cloning experiment will take place in Paris France. It's more of a one on one process.
You will be staying with me at the Paris Hilton for a week. It's an intensive intake process. Followed by Dinners on Champs-Élysées, late-night warm Cognac on the river Seine and gentle magical lunches in Tuscany. Wait for it... My legendary, "stuff your shopping cart within two hours contest at the Louis Vuitton flagship store on Champs".
For Ladies of AARP More details on discord.
Please check your insurance coverage. I accept Kaiser and Blue Cross.
Not open to Members, Employees, and families of Origin or Steam. <<They like to steal secrets.
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