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MungoJerry

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I’m really considering changing my legal name to Jerry. My nieces and nephews all call me Uncle Jerry. Most of my friends say the same. My girlfriend didn’t know my “real” name until a month after we started dating. I think Jerry is a better name for an electrician too. It just slides out of the mouth (yeeee) really easily. “Jerry! Pull the black wire....not that one the other one.”

plus, if you end up getting smashed by a tank it’s much easier to slowly roll out “Jerrrrryyyyyyyyy..” and let it trail off to oblivion.

so many activities.

Any reasons to not change my name?
 
Theres this player named “jerrytheretard” who has visited RC1 a bit. Don’t want to get confused with him. Stay away from making comments about watching other players moms defecate and you probably won’t have issues.
 
MungoJerry said:
I’m really considering changing my legal name to Jerry. My nieces and nephews all call me Uncle Jerry. Most of my friends say the same. My girlfriend didn’t know my “real” name until a month after we started dating. I think Jerry is a better name for an electrician too. It just slides out of the mouth (yeeee) really easily. “Jerry! Pull the black wire....not that one the other one.”

plus, if you end up getting smashed by a tank it’s much easier to slowly roll out “Jerrrrryyyyyyyyy..” and let it trail off to oblivion.

so many activities.

Any reasons to not change my name?
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Dude in Socal, we can vote 5.5 times for candidates. I sell vaccinated "Legal Name Change kits" on Sundays! Stop by at my AARP certified organic Onion Jello stand. OMG dude, my name change kits are priceless when you get banned at Whole Foods. The whole food's admin can't tell the difference when you check in. Jerrrrryyyyyyyyy I can prep you a gross? Also, next week, AARP Monthly's Newletter has the final vote on "Do we start cloning AARP select members for 2022....

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Dude in Socal, we can vote 5.5 times for candidates. I sell vaccinated "Legal Name Change kits" on Sundays! Stop by at my AARP certified organic Onion Jello stand. OMG dude, my name change kits are priceless when you get banned at Whole Foods. The whole food's admin can't tell the difference when you check in. Jerrrrryyyyyyyyy I can prep you a gross? Also, next week, AARP Monthly's Newletter has the final vote on "Do we start cloning AARP select members for 2022....

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Every post you make is like a rollercoaster in a dark tunnel. Are you going left, right, up, down? Impossible to know, you're just strapped in, and in for the ride, and you can't do shit about it.
 
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