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Izhmash

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It is I, the altruistic elicitor of tears, bane of WelFed and all other perpetual salties, the infamous IZHMASH!

I spend enough time on the sever that I figured I’d join you guys. Hi!
 
It is I, the altruistic elicitor of tears, bane of WelFed and all other perpetual salties, the infamous IZHMASH!

I spend enough time on the sever that I figured I’d join you guys. Hi!

Are you sure Izh you will be in for a ride like no 2morrow
 
ish... Simpson is our current VP of HR... friend him and we can start our assessment!
 
Holy shit Red_Dawn, you are one of the laziest fucks I have ever CUM across. "ish... Simpson is our current VP of HR... friend him and we can start our assessment!". Now you are to lazy even to find your own lays and want to stand in line behind Simpson and the other Red for your shot at Izh. Ish take KarekCat's advice and never enter the house above Bravo Flag. I used to think it was haunted by the blood curdling screams coming from there but after some time I realized simpson was always lurking around up there. So I still don't know what goes on up there and I hope I never find out. Now please stay off my fucking lawn...................STRYKER
 
Izhy!! Dont worry about B. Its C that should be a concern. Did you ever notice the twin mattress laying around in the small shed and the bits of rope. ----> Redkilla!!!
Dude is creepy.

Friend request sent...

Protip #1
When looking to join, play in the server but also participate in the forums as much as possible.
 
Izhy!! Dont worry about B. Its C that should be a concern. Did you ever notice the twin mattress laying around in the small shed and the bits of rope. ----> Redkilla!!!
Dude is creepy.

Friend request sent...

Protip #1
When looking to join, play in the server but also participate in the forums as much as possible.

Believe when I say this jsimpson32 he loves to be in forums so no worries there.
 
Thanks for the requests. Just accepted them. Bullets, I do miss the Vi forum. And, I still don't get why TWE didn't let me make that one guy write a 500 word essay to earn his unban :-/

To the rest of you: thanks for the hospitality! I'll be on for a bit tonight, but it'll be an early night as I've got a fishing charter that leaves at 7 am.
 
Izh I tried to take you under my wing and show you the robes. But you failed the first and very important lessen when you friended Simpson,dude is a homo pedophile. But I give you credit for sucking up at the top. Only took me three blow jobs to join the clan. So good luck on your journey ( you are fucking going to need it) and be sure to bring chat stick. Waiting for Santana with the home defender. Not to shoot his dog but I will cap his ass in a heart beat. Fuck it late for me lawn is yours ......................STRYKER
 
Thanks for the requests. Just accepted them. Bullets, I do miss the Vi forum. And, I still don't get why TWE didn't let me make that one guy write a 500 word essay to earn his unban :-/

To the rest of you: thanks for the hospitality! I'll be on for a bit tonight, but it'll be an early night as I've got a fishing charter that leaves at 7 am.

Yeah, just remember Izh... TWE knew that it would have not change a darn thing. His vision was once a cheater always a cheater, he had a very good reason to cut his wings, more then your eyes could see :)
 
No one said you had to actually unban the guy. I just wanted some entertaining reading for my next morning constitutional.
 
IZMASH!

You little fucker!!!

Ya just kidding. Thumbs up for this guy. He’s a great communicator in squad chat and plays very, for lack of a better word, “cunningly”. I haven’t pulled up his stats yet but I’ve never noticed a vote ban on him due to suspected cheats or aim bots.

Pending a quick background check I’d totally endorse him for membership.
 
Izhmash and I worked things out last week his Penis was to small for my Pussy didn't feel a thing! But really he is a good player uses the comms, lots of fun and gets my vote, if Simpson sucks him off good enough and likes his juice then I say he will make a great addition! All joking aside Izh is a skilled player and would be a good AARP member to have!

Eat my Pussy!
 
Izh I tried to take you under my wing and show you the robes. But you failed the first and very important lessen when you friended Simpson,dude is a homo pedophile. But I give you credit for sucking up at the top. Only took me three blow jobs to join the clan. So good luck on your journey ( you are fucking going to need it) and be sure to bring chat stick. Waiting for Santana with the home defender. Not to shoot his dog but I will cap his ass in a heart beat. Fuck it late for me lawn is yours ......................STRYKER

Stryker, tell the truth, you went around and sucked almost every "member" you could find. so please don't play coy and say it was only 3. Oh and my puppy likes your lawn.
 
Izh I tried to take you under my wing and show you the robes. But you failed the first and very important lessen when you friended Simpson,dude is a homo pedophile. But I give you credit for sucking up at the top. Only took me three blow jobs to join the clan. So good luck on your journey ( you are fucking going to need it) and be sure to bring chat stick. Waiting for Santana with the home defender. Not to shoot his dog but I will cap his ass in a heart beat. Fuck it late for me lawn is yours ......................STRYKER

Wow... Only three blowjobs Stryker? how long to get the taste out of your mouth?!
 

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