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Th3_Mikey_P

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Alright all you cool cats and kittens. It’s about that time. I think my hands are finally soft enough, and I’ve learned if I squeeze my thumb tight enough I don’t have a gag reflex. So here I am. On my knees before you all. Here to apply to get into the server without having to wait in the queue. Err... I mean... join this loving (except Gem) family. I think my reputation definitely precedes me so there’s no need for an introduction but I’ll introduce myself for the plebeians that haven’t had the misfortune of coming across me yet. My names Mike, full name is Mikeox Yuge, I live down in Florida not too far from diesel and close enough to iceman to smell him after a long day in the field. I found this server when I downloaded hacks from MagnaDefenderr and the site directed me to RC2. Seeing that it was the only hardcore server in existence I’ve spent all my time on it learning the names of all of the important people. Seeing that I was missing out on UCAVing the founders, I went to RC1 where Simpson threatened to ban me because he caught a ucav like Jesse catches STD’s... in the ass.. anyways, seeing as I hold the record for most times unbanned I think I would be a perfect fit in here! Anyways, when you let Jesse in, the fine print in the contract read I was part of the deal too! I look forward to spending more time with all of you.. most of you... okay some of you.
 
I'm glad I was on the toilet when I read this because I shat myself laughing.
Welcome to forums, make more posts like this and you'll get in in no time.
 
Th3_Mikey_P said:
Alright all you cool cats and kittens. It’s about that time. I think my hands are finally soft enough, and I’ve learned if I squeeze my thumb tight enough I don’t have a gag reflex. So here I am. On my knees before you all. Here to apply to get into the server without having to wait in the queue. Err... I mean... join this loving (except Gem) family. I think my reputation definitely precedes me so there’s no need for an introduction but I’ll introduce myself for the plebeians that haven’t had the misfortune of coming across me yet. My names Mike, full name is Mikeox Yuge, I live down in Florida not too far from diesel and close enough to iceman to smell him after a long day in the field. I found this server when I downloaded hacks from MagnaDefenderr and the site directed me to RC2. Seeing that it was the only hardcore server in existence I’ve spent all my time on it learning the names of all of the important people. Seeing that I was missing out on UCAVing the founders, I went to RC1 where Simpson threatened to ban me because he caught a ucav like Jesse catches STD’s... in the ass.. anyways, seeing as I hold the record for most times unbanned I think I would be a perfect fit in here! Anyways, when you let Jesse in, the fine print in the contract read I was part of the deal too! I look forward to spending more time with all of you.. most of you... okay some of you.
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Simpson caught my UCAV that day but let's not get technical.
 
Welcome and stay active.


Always fun hanging out with you in discord and even got to meet up with you in real life.

I know you’ll get tags in no time, just make sure you have a good set knee pads.
 
Th3_Mikey_P said:
Alright all you cool cats and kittens. It’s about that time. I think my hands are finally soft enough, and I’ve learned if I squeeze my thumb tight enough I don’t have a gag reflex. So here I am. On my knees before you all. Here to apply to get into the server without having to wait in the queue. Err... I mean... join this loving (except Gem) family. I think my reputation definitely precedes me so there’s no need for an introduction but I’ll introduce myself for the plebeians that haven’t had the misfortune of coming across me yet. My names Mike, full name is Mikeox Yuge, I live down in Florida not too far from diesel and close enough to iceman to smell him after a long day in the field. I found this server when I downloaded hacks from MagnaDefenderr and the site directed me to RC2. Seeing that it was the only hardcore server in existence I’ve spent all my time on it learning the names of all of the important people. Seeing that I was missing out on UCAVing the founders, I went to RC1 where Simpson threatened to ban me because he caught a ucav like Jesse catches STD’s... in the ass.. anyways, seeing as I hold the record for most times unbanned I think I would be a perfect fit in here! Anyways, when you let Jesse in, the fine print in the contract read I was part of the deal too! I look forward to spending more time with all of you.. most of you... okay some of you.
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now, that's a proper presentation.... LOL... welcome
 
haha nice to meet ya, Mike. You got Becky all excited after he saw your Florida pic. Think a couple of posts ago and went gaga. Am assuming you're the compact size one in pic? The taller boy looks like an admin? side note a cousin of mine in Miami saw your pic am assuming you're the guy next to the skinny dude? if so she thinks your the hottest fucker since Justin Bieber.. I was like really Justin Beiber? If your into a hot woman she is mad hot. I mean if we weren't related man. anyway if into it dm me I send u details.
 
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Mike when you get your tags...Lets make a tiktok video with Ice. Ya know the kind we dance to the same moves at the same time. We can wear our AARP uniforms look all elite and chit.

Here's dance video Beckler and I are practicing from. The first dance you see girl with yellow pants. That's the routine we're going to perform at the annual AARP 2021 Easter Talent Show.
 
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Im trying to make a tiktok with icemans sister honestly... and then another video for a different platform!
 
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