Its a Sad Day/ZZ Top

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I like Al Jourgensen's story about how Billy Gibbons once took him to dinner to thank him for his drum samples. ZZ Top was badass.
 
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I like Al Jourgensen's story about how Billy Gibbons once took him to dinner to thank him for his drum samples. ZZ Top was badass.
Alex my best bro and I are 16 and now have a temp lic permit.. Haha who let the dawgs out. That song is decades from being made at the time. hahahaha
We are no longer virgins and fuck we are out to harvest honey. It's an obsession you could say. We are done with the clingy girl after puppy love first sex. I mean done. The chicks are now literally hanging in front of our houses. It's a problem. We now thirst for hardcore sex. The type only a full-grown woman can do.

If you boys remember 16 ? we all about learning new shit hahaha

So am closing with pops the restaurant and I notice all these ancient women at the bar at the closing. Looking to bag leftover men before the bar section closes. IT FUCKING HIT ME!!!!! That Friday night Mister Bro and I score some Lancers Rose wine, 3 bottles, didn't even need one. At 16 it's easier to score wine, guns, and drugs than love tunnel. I relay my genius plan to Alex he freaks jumps on top of the car and dances. Even though am the hot one. Alex will always be the guy with two chicks with him at all times. They fucking share him hahaha. Its 1: 30 am we're in the parking lot of Chip and Dales in Culver city. It's a male strip bar for women. AND out they come. Alex and I have worked out the details look for a couple of chicks that are smoking and nervously glancing about. We move it like two fucking cheetahs. Walk up to them with wine, couple of glasses from Pops bar say, "Hey ladies partner and I are passing through back to texas. Join us for a toast to you and your wonderful state." A couple of months later we didn't need to go to Chips. We were on Honeys speedail and their friends.

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