I'd like to join again, 2020- Linkin Park Edition

BuckshotCreampie

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Dad, I'd like to join the AARP army. I cannot survive on these basic shrimp rations, I desire hamburger rations that the mighty US gives out to their honorable AARP members. I have made the forums my own, made friends and enemies, have written both nice posts and complete and utter garbage and now I seek membership. I shall not only love you always, I shall inform you of our taxes this year. So far it looks like we're fucked. I hope that helps.

P.s - Stop shooting me with a tank while I'm trying to dance god dammit.


Let me in or I'll keep spamming the forums with awful jokes.
 
Good to see you can follow basic instructions! As you should have read (assuming you actually read that, instead of just dumping jokes this way and that)... Forum activity is mandatory during the application process, and afterwards if you are accepted.
 
Tell us a little about yourself!

For example,
I'm a potato farmer from South west Florida. Right now we are in harvest season so things for me are a little hectic.

Just a few days ago we had a bad farm accident. Luckily no one was seriously hurt.

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Tell us a little about yourself!

For example,
I'm a potato farmer from South west Florida. Right now we are in harvest season so things for me are a little hectic.

Just a few days ago we had a bad farm accident. Luckily no one was seriously hurt.

Oh shit that sucks! I'm guessing the potatoes made a full recovery?
 
No Dan the potatos were not recovered. They just put the ingredients in them to create Vodka and left them lay, In a short time there will be a new creek in South West Florida named Ice Creek. All in the day of a potato farmer.......STRYKER.
 
Also - I didn't think anyone cared. I'm a police officer in Toronto, the great shithole in Ontario Canada. Traffic is bad, crime is alright, people kept getting murdered in their house and houses keep being burnt down. I served in the military for a little bit after I got bullied so hard I threw a desk at someone in high school. I pay 3400 dollars a month in rent to live in a two bedroom apartment. I drive a shitty old 2010 Tahoe. It's only redeeming features are that its fully loaded and that its supercharged because the last owner was edgy as fuck. I like shotguns. I really like shotguns. I've been playing video games since I was two years old and when I wasn't at school or being a fat fuck I was playing first person shooters. Sniper rifles, DMRs and shotguns were my preferred weapons. Again, I'm an edgelord. I can snipe with the best of them, shoot buckshot with the best of them and cry with the best of them with any other gun type.

I also enjoy plaguing people with my existence. Secondly, have this shitty patch they gave us that I think looks insanely disgusting.

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Also - I didn't think anyone cared. I'm a police officer in Toronto, the great shithole in Ontario Canada. Traffic is bad, crime is alright, people kept getting murdered in their house and houses keep being burnt down. I served in the military for a little bit after I got bullied so hard I threw a desk at someone in high school. I pay 3400 dollars a month in rent to live in a two bedroom apartment. I drive a shitty old 2010 Tahoe. It's only redeeming features are that its fully loaded and that its supercharged because the last owner was edgy as fuck. I like shotguns. I really like shotguns. I've been playing video games since I was two years old and when I wasn't at school or being a fat fuck I was playing first person shooters. Sniper rifles, DMRs and shotguns were my preferred weapons. Again, I'm an edgelord. I can snipe with the best of them, shoot buckshot with the best of them and cry with the best of them with any other gun type.

I also enjoy plaguing people with my existence. Secondly, have this shitty patch they gave us that I think looks insanely disgusting.

Hey that's cool man! I was born in Toronto and my grandma lives there. I'm actually currently in the enrolment process for ROTP, and if that doesn't go well I'll just join as an NCM. What were you in the CAF?
 
I actually made it to Lieutenant before I wanted to shoot myself in the face. I was pure infantry. Also known as fucking shit. The armor drove past us and did their own thing while we were blindly sent into towns with little to no air support. Anyway, it sucked. Our Commander was pretty cool, old guy with a hate for anything non-democratic. Also enjoyed shooting down terrorists with their own weapons. He was kind of a sociopath. I was actually given an HK417 and was considered a designated marksman but honestly I was more of a soldier with a semi automatic rifle that couldn't use the 4-8x optic because of how close we were to buildings. I was hoping to become more than a platoon commander but after our jeeps got lit up I finished my run and quit. Too many lost friends. At least with my current job I get to help people.

But - you know I did learn one thing. Terrorists are fucking cowards.
 
Also, one thing about our Commander, he never really shot anyone with enemy rifles. He just liked talking about it and hoped it'd happen one day.
 
Creampuff you keep putting your foot in your mouth you will never wear the tags of AARP. You have to quit sucking RedKilla's weapon because there are two other senior admin that are going to vote on your acceptance into the Clan and they don't kike (that was intentional to see if the forums have the filter on also) on senior getting all of the action. I read in an older thread that it used to be a clan decision to jump in new members but I guess maybe it got to political and a general pain in the ass so now the three seniors make the decision. Take a ride in my tank on Golmud one day and I will tell you my secrets of how to become a clan member in a week or less. Don't be shy I am not the one you have to worry about..............STRYKER.
 
I figured it'd be up to the owner rather than a joint decision but it makes sense. It's respectable if a little weird. I've never actually seen a democracy-esque clan before. It's always one figurehead leading the others. Cool. As for the whole tank thing...

Only if you bring tequila.
 

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