Comrades!
I renounce my former life as a lurking 'Redistered' and now wish to join the glorious Rebel Collective.
Under the oppressive influence of a government education, I failed to understand the distinction between the Registered Prolitariat and true clan membership.
Please accept this as my letter of possible reconcilliation and application for AARP clan membership.
I recommend myself for a month in an AARP Reeducation effort: includes stripping the glorious [AARP] stolen-valor designator from my play name until such time as it
is bestowed by recognized authorities, renouncing my tendency for gross sarcasm without due cause
(uhhhhhn hmmmm- that's going to test my mettle, ladies and gentlemen) participating in verbal, in-game comms
and certainly not antagonizing Whitefish, unless he truly, truly needs a jab.
Taking a clue here from an honored warrior, GomerPyle, I submit my credentials.
Likes:
- Mericuh
- BF 4, 5 (ok, ok 'VEE')
- Dogs
- AM talk radio
- Fast and furious gameplay with like-minded individuals, with skills superior to mine (how else does one learn?)
- Putting rounds on target in the role of 'Gunner' in vehicles and aircraft (at 67 years, my driving/flying reflexes are just not there)
- Vivid dreaming of Golmud strategy for C, A & B - in that order, dammit.
- Glass of wine BEFORE gameplay
- Well conceived avatars
- Motorcycles
- Architecture, space planning, graphic design and time spent in shop fabrication
- My Local Maker movement participation
Dislikes:
- Cats
- Cats (oh, sorry)
- AA drivers... WHO WILL NOT ENGAGE THE ENEMY AT THE FRONT LINES !!!!!
- C4 Suicide Jeeps
- Crash Pilots and Solo Attack Helo Pilots (attempting both pilot & gunner roles)
- Hackers
- Small, slow, all-stickered-up 'eco' vehicles in front of me checking their texts
- BF1 in any manifestation
- My wife's concept of proper bandwidth usage (yep - there's some history there, boys)
- FM talk radio
With this I humbly await Collective review and response.
Yours in Digital Fun,
ReddTipp
I renounce my former life as a lurking 'Redistered' and now wish to join the glorious Rebel Collective.
Under the oppressive influence of a government education, I failed to understand the distinction between the Registered Prolitariat and true clan membership.
Please accept this as my letter of possible reconcilliation and application for AARP clan membership.
I recommend myself for a month in an AARP Reeducation effort: includes stripping the glorious [AARP] stolen-valor designator from my play name until such time as it
is bestowed by recognized authorities, renouncing my tendency for gross sarcasm without due cause
(uhhhhhn hmmmm- that's going to test my mettle, ladies and gentlemen) participating in verbal, in-game comms
and certainly not antagonizing Whitefish, unless he truly, truly needs a jab.
Taking a clue here from an honored warrior, GomerPyle, I submit my credentials.
Likes:
- Mericuh
- BF 4, 5 (ok, ok 'VEE')
- Dogs
- AM talk radio
- Fast and furious gameplay with like-minded individuals, with skills superior to mine (how else does one learn?)
- Putting rounds on target in the role of 'Gunner' in vehicles and aircraft (at 67 years, my driving/flying reflexes are just not there)
- Vivid dreaming of Golmud strategy for C, A & B - in that order, dammit.
- Glass of wine BEFORE gameplay
- Well conceived avatars
- Motorcycles
- Architecture, space planning, graphic design and time spent in shop fabrication
- My Local Maker movement participation
Dislikes:
- Cats
- Cats (oh, sorry)
- AA drivers... WHO WILL NOT ENGAGE THE ENEMY AT THE FRONT LINES !!!!!
- C4 Suicide Jeeps
- Crash Pilots and Solo Attack Helo Pilots (attempting both pilot & gunner roles)
- Hackers
- Small, slow, all-stickered-up 'eco' vehicles in front of me checking their texts
- BF1 in any manifestation
- My wife's concept of proper bandwidth usage (yep - there's some history there, boys)
- FM talk radio
With this I humbly await Collective review and response.
Yours in Digital Fun,
ReddTipp
