Happy Halloween
So how did I get into the paranormal biz? Started while I was still married, and locating plaintiffs for class action suits that had settled. Example some kidney meds. Law firm won't earn 150k min per plaintiff unless the plaintiff is located and sends in the records, proof of meds, etc. My team would find them, and we did well. So family trip when we hit the big money was Europe right? As you know, if you have read some of my posts about me being run over and dragged over by a tour bus in London. So in our tour bus with whiplash from Head to Toe. We spent 3 months travelling all over Europe. A wife, unbeknownst to me, has been cheating with our marriage therapist LOL. And 2 kids, one of them a teenager, what the fuck is up with teenagers?
Anyway, one of the stops is St Francis monastery where he is buried. Other day, I was talking to a Dell support guy in India, accent as thick as Hollywood curry, and we talked about religions. He had questions about mine and lol me too about his. His main beef, and I mean he was fucking mad about it. He accepts that Jesus is the son of a god OK. They have like 1000s of them. But what got up his ass. Why was that no one rescued Jesus from torture and Crucifixion? He watched the movie passion of Christ, and he was fuming about it. I was like bro, I imagined you people were peaceful and shit right. He laughed, said yea, we are, but we ain't pussies either. Omg, I died laughing
The point we all believe our religion is right, and probably the right one right hahah? So I get off bus with family at monastery dig it. There's a fucking skunk walking by and couple deer strolling through small plaza, so scary my kids are cool, but the arsehole cheating wife won't let go of me.
Am literally shaking as I move through it. I notice a monk pacing nearby, get this what a prick I am. I whistle at him and kinda yell where's the snack machine to feed the deer. He beams back the most beautiful smile a man has ever shown me. He walks over I can hear his footsteps creating a massive boom sound that I cover my ears. He has freaking leather sandals. He now is in front of me. Omg, I wet my pants. I can't talk. The wife, the whore, has run away to find the kids. I mumble, need a machine to feed the deer for the kids. He laughs and says the animals are God's creatures, and come here for this holy ground. There are no machines. The only machine you know is the one that ran over you recently. I start to faint. He grabs my arm, and whispers a bunch of stuff in Latin into my ear. I understand every word of a language I never have heard before. I feel a never known heat, a energy omg something flowing in every part of my body. Then he says out loud, behold, around you sinner. It's time to serve the Creator.
He tells me to put out your hand, and when I do, butterflies land on it. He gently shoves me toward the tomb and says go beg forgiveness for the sins you have done, and will continue to do until you die. You will not kneel until the Boss says you can. Go inside to St. Francis tomb, prostrate yourself before all that is Holy, and surrender your pride. Inside the Tomb, I couldn't bend my knees, it will take 3 years before I can. No reason they truly won't bend. When I exit the Tomb, I know now that I am different. I can clearly visualise grey wisps all over the Monk. He is right at my side and walks me over to my family, kids playing with deer and the skunk as my wife cornered against the Juniper tree. The monk as we move over hands me a card and says you have been assigned to the priest ______. Come back to Rome without your family, you have much work to do.
I come back to Rome, have divorced the slut, am kinda well off and fall in love hundreds of times with every woman I meet.
But more importantly, I am sent and imprisoned by choice in the deepest of catacombs under the Vacatin floors. Greatest religious experience of my life.
There the dead are not feared. They are loved and comforted.
Continue with some of the stuff I learned. You can try at home....LOL
this stuff takes years from ya haha.
So how did I get into the paranormal biz? Started while I was still married, and locating plaintiffs for class action suits that had settled. Example some kidney meds. Law firm won't earn 150k min per plaintiff unless the plaintiff is located and sends in the records, proof of meds, etc. My team would find them, and we did well. So family trip when we hit the big money was Europe right? As you know, if you have read some of my posts about me being run over and dragged over by a tour bus in London. So in our tour bus with whiplash from Head to Toe. We spent 3 months travelling all over Europe. A wife, unbeknownst to me, has been cheating with our marriage therapist LOL. And 2 kids, one of them a teenager, what the fuck is up with teenagers?
Anyway, one of the stops is St Francis monastery where he is buried. Other day, I was talking to a Dell support guy in India, accent as thick as Hollywood curry, and we talked about religions. He had questions about mine and lol me too about his. His main beef, and I mean he was fucking mad about it. He accepts that Jesus is the son of a god OK. They have like 1000s of them. But what got up his ass. Why was that no one rescued Jesus from torture and Crucifixion? He watched the movie passion of Christ, and he was fuming about it. I was like bro, I imagined you people were peaceful and shit right. He laughed, said yea, we are, but we ain't pussies either. Omg, I died laughing
The point we all believe our religion is right, and probably the right one right hahah? So I get off bus with family at monastery dig it. There's a fucking skunk walking by and couple deer strolling through small plaza, so scary my kids are cool, but the arsehole cheating wife won't let go of me.
Am literally shaking as I move through it. I notice a monk pacing nearby, get this what a prick I am. I whistle at him and kinda yell where's the snack machine to feed the deer. He beams back the most beautiful smile a man has ever shown me. He walks over I can hear his footsteps creating a massive boom sound that I cover my ears. He has freaking leather sandals. He now is in front of me. Omg, I wet my pants. I can't talk. The wife, the whore, has run away to find the kids. I mumble, need a machine to feed the deer for the kids. He laughs and says the animals are God's creatures, and come here for this holy ground. There are no machines. The only machine you know is the one that ran over you recently. I start to faint. He grabs my arm, and whispers a bunch of stuff in Latin into my ear. I understand every word of a language I never have heard before. I feel a never known heat, a energy omg something flowing in every part of my body. Then he says out loud, behold, around you sinner. It's time to serve the Creator.
He tells me to put out your hand, and when I do, butterflies land on it. He gently shoves me toward the tomb and says go beg forgiveness for the sins you have done, and will continue to do until you die. You will not kneel until the Boss says you can. Go inside to St. Francis tomb, prostrate yourself before all that is Holy, and surrender your pride. Inside the Tomb, I couldn't bend my knees, it will take 3 years before I can. No reason they truly won't bend. When I exit the Tomb, I know now that I am different. I can clearly visualise grey wisps all over the Monk. He is right at my side and walks me over to my family, kids playing with deer and the skunk as my wife cornered against the Juniper tree. The monk as we move over hands me a card and says you have been assigned to the priest ______. Come back to Rome without your family, you have much work to do.
I come back to Rome, have divorced the slut, am kinda well off and fall in love hundreds of times with every woman I meet.
But more importantly, I am sent and imprisoned by choice in the deepest of catacombs under the Vacatin floors. Greatest religious experience of my life.
There the dead are not feared. They are loved and comforted.
Continue with some of the stuff I learned. You can try at home....LOL
this stuff takes years from ya haha.
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