exotic pets?

I just acquired one. Very poisonous if handled wrong. They can either give you great pleasure or make you lose your hair....

I got a Fiancée.


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I just acquired one. Very poisonous if handled wrong. They can either give you great pleasure or make you lose your hair....

I got a Fiancée.


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LOL Wait in a few months bro when she won't strap on ole purple and doggie you. You'll be bummned.
Here's a Golden Tip I learned it and never no drama. fights, jealousy just pure love tunnel 24/7.
When they ask what do you gig? ya know work? say you're a traveling salesman. That's it, you now have the world to make love to.
We get tired of them and TRUST ME bro they get tired of you.

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My Benji the lil fucker tried to bite my feet when I was gunning with Stryker haha. He got freaked when he heard stryker and attacked me. I was like wtf!!! He's trained to never make a sound in a public place. He's been in theaters, Cruises, planes, congressional events, Disneyland. Everywhere and women gaga over him. He loves his stroller so if you think I spoil him? bah, you should see his master bedroom.

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I had a Cuban Knight Anole for a couple of years. Cornholio. He was pretty cool. Ate crickets, worms, and pinkies (baby mice). Bitch to keep alive though, had to keep cage at 80% humidity, one side had to be near 100F other side around 80. Kept him alive over the week that Hurricane Sandy left us without power. At some point he caught a respiratory bug or something and died quickly.

also had a rescue hedgehog named Süni, which Hungarian for hedgehog. She was old, lived for several years. Loved bananas and meal worms. Ran all night in her wheel (in the wild they cover 2-3 miles per night foraging).
 
LOL Wait in a few months bro when she won't strap on ole purple and doggie you. You'll be bummned.
Here's a Golden Tip I learned it and never no drama. fights, jealousy just pure love tunnel 24/7.
When they ask what do you gig? ya know work? say you're a traveling salesman. That's it, you now have the world to make love to.
We get tired of them and TRUST ME bro they get tired of you.

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I have a lot of fun times playing that game, so fucking hard!!! I stay more than a week playing with a friend trying to end this game on the hard mode, good old days...
 
Kind of! We have a python, a bearded dragon, a husky and a fish tank. Not terribly exotic but they are fun to have around.
I’d call a python exotic (not as exotic as liger) and beardies, while somewhat more popular, still require a degree of care outside the norm. Plus anything you have to feed live food too is pretty close to exotic, imo.
 
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I had a Cuban Knight Anole for a couple of years. Cornholio. He was pretty cool. Ate crickets, worms, and pinkies (baby mice). Bitch to keep alive though, had to keep cage at 80% humidity, one side had to be near 100F other side around 80. Kept him alive over the week that Hurricane Sandy left us without power. At some point he caught a respiratory bug or something and died quickly.

also had a rescue hedgehog named Süni, which Hungarian for hedgehog. She was old, lived for several years. Loved bananas and meal worms. Ran all night in her wheel (in the wild they cover 2-3 miles per night foraging).
That's awesome.

I have a chameleon tattooed on me.
 
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I had a Cuban Knight Anole for a couple of years. Cornholio. He was pretty cool. Ate crickets, worms, and pinkies (baby mice). Bitch to keep alive though, had to keep cage at 80% humidity, one side had to be near 100F other side around 80. Kept him alive over the week that Hurricane Sandy left us without power. At some point he caught a respiratory bug or something and died quickly.

also had a rescue hedgehog named Süni, which Hungarian for hedgehog. She was old, lived for several years. Loved bananas and meal worms. Ran all night in her wheel (in the wild they cover 2-3 miles per night foraging).
Dude Don't know you but if your straight LOL you will end up with such a sweet knockout of a woman. The reason your hearts huge. In Rome, they say man loves small things. God admires and hugs him hard.

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