Dear Mr. Whitefish

tobyloveswar

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My Dear Sir. Here are some process serving tips for catching the most evasive people on earth. They have worked for me always.
Hope they are use to you and our Clan if ever needed. I used to charge $1000's to serve people using some of these tips and hacks.

I have never failed at the service I was given. To me, it's a privilege to work for a lawyer. That noble profession started our sacred revolution. Wrote our declaration of independence. Thomas Jefferson, John Adams lawyers. Those lawyers told the mightiest country on earth to simply fuck off.
Lawyers.... That's how I see you, Mr. White, a patriot. If you ever need me, sir, I kneel before thee and wait for thy command sir.

Among the Founding Fathers, 35 of the 55 delegates who attended the Constitutional Convention of 1787 were lawyers or had legal training.


To get through all the barriers on serving evasive folks. You must master the area of shock and satisfying confusion.

First saw this on Beverly Hills cop movie with Eddi Murphy. The pretend to be gay ruse, I thought back then, no way man? I was like no Eddie go through the kitchen and then to the dining room. I have served the most dangerous heads of the Mob. By coming in through the kitchen

Serving a subpoena or hard writs and docs that must BE PERONALLY SERVED.? If you know the man is evading service. Knock on the door on Sunday afternoon. THIS WORKS GREAT IF YOU'RE A GUY. Best used in a closed gated and with live guards even better a rich community example Laguna Nigel, CA. The main reason those folks are always watching each others houses for whatever reasons. While standing on the porch. Put on blue or hot pink lipstick. Knock on the door. Usually when a man is evading service, he sends his wife to answer the door. When she answers the door, act "feminine" and say you need to talk. If the guy's name is example William, say to her you need to talk to billy-goats right now.! Be sweet to her. She will ask what is this about. You wink and say it's personal. She will run to get William. When he gets to the door, serve him and leave. If using a female process server is not a problem. Here in LA, we have prop shops for movie and off theatre productions. Buy or rent a pregnancy pull over attachment. Makes her looks 7 months prego. Female server puts on and knocks on door, same effect as above.

Mr. White, the problem with stakeout hours is unless you have your own trusted server. You will get taken. When you're good, no need to stakeout the defendants, make him come to you. Used to tell managing partners when pitching them was. I can make a vampire come out at lunchtime to receive service. Sir, I never took a job without guaranteeing service. At my fees, I better not fail. Here in the Westside of town, we have the Wilshire mile of insane rich folks living in towers all along Wilshire on the way to the beach, ends at Westwood. Some towers have just a basic intercom service. To be continued

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Yeah Toby some jobs can be very very difficult. I'm not sure how Cali does it but most of service I required could be substituted, so placing it in the defendants hands wasn't necessary. Even the few divorce cases I handled, the defendants accepted and acknowledged that service. When there was an order of protection to be served the police or sheriffs office took care of it.

Most businesses can be served on the secretary of state or any employee of the company so those are even easier.

I've handled a few Traverse hearings in NY, which is where you contest service. They were all related to landlord tenant cases where service, hearings and trials are on a very quick track. Ultimately this is just a delay by Defendant. If the Defendant happens to show up for that hearing and the defense counsel is successful, Plaintiff will usually serve the defendant as they walk out of court.
 
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Yeah Toby some jobs can be very very difficult. I'm not sure how Cali does it but most of service I required could be substituted, so placing it in the defendants hands wasn't necessary. Even the few divorce cases I handled, the defendants accepted and acknowledged that service. When there was an order of protection to be served the police or sheriffs office took care of it.

Most businesses can be served on the secretary of state or any employee of the company so those are even easier.

I've handled a few Traverse hearings in NY, which is where you contest service. They were all related to landlord tenant cases where service, hearings and trials are on a very quick track. Ultimately this is just a delay by Defendant. If the Defendant happens to show up for that hearing and the defense counsel is successful, Plaintiff will usually serve the defendant as they walk out of court.
Happy New Year Mr. Whitefish. Yup, mostly the same here too. ORAPS are fun and result in a bench warrant for failure to appear. That document many will run on. The chase is so much fun. I miss it. Some Tips... If waiting outside a building with intercom, for example a condo building or apartment. Props needed.
Bemuda hat at least for me. Nice clothes but casual. Dress like a rich person, simple but bloody fine. Make a bandage with a couple balls in the centre of bandages. Make small hole in centre of bandage patch so you can see though. plain plastic black rim glasses you get at the eye doctor after an eye exam, or just regula black plastic glasses at the drugstore, some of your old junk mail and a walking cane. Your assignment is to get in and serve a woman an ORAP on the 17th floor.

Your fee if you tag and bag her is over $3500.00. Park close to the building as soon as a man or woman walks out to walk the dog of the targets building. Put on your bandage guise and walk over with cane and wait for the dog walker to get back. Soon as the person returns to the entrance. Hobble over with Cane, make sure the person comes on you as you try to open the door. Make sure you fumble and drop the keys. Always utter the phrase, "Oh dear". When the person is now waiting in the back of you to open the door. Turn and look at them. They will see a person a bandage path over eye and with dark sunglasses. Point at your eyes and say you had surgery yesterday.

They will open the door for you, as they want to help this poor person with an eye bandage. Who keeps dropping the keys to get in. Now you are in the building. When at targets door. Take out your junk mail, knock softly on the door. The target will not open the door (SHE IS EVADING SERVICE, hence the 3500 large f or catching her), but ask you behind the door who is it? You reply softly as you hold the junk mail up to her peephole, making sure she can see your face bandage and mail. You say Mrs? whatever name. Mailman, left me your mail at my door. I had eye surgery, can't run after him. She will tell you two things. Either she says okay and opens the door, you serve her and leave. Or she says thRough door leave mail on doormat and thanks. Make sure you hit the elevator door. It's important she thinks you left. Most folks can hear the elevator leave. Hang back 2-3 units from her door and don't leave your junk mail on door mat. Move it a little off in front of the door mat, so she freaks out that her "mail is on the hallway". She won't take even 5 minutes before she opens the door to get mail. Remember, you need time for her, so as she walks out as she bends to pick up the junk mail,. . She will now be looking at your face when she straightens up.....Served! KA-CHING!!! You pop out and serve her. hahahah omg I loved doing those hahahaha

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that sounded like a scene out of a movie Toby. You need to make a movie based on all your adventures doing sketchy things lol. Id love to watch it
Hi Ya Gem hahah have tons more each one fun and pricey. One thing i took to heart all my life when serving was from an old show called Crazy like a Fox.
It was a tv show about a private eye and his son a lawyer. What I took from the PI was this. "Go with the flow". There were times no matter how long you blueprinted the case. The "plan" changes on a dime, and there's a Judge waiting down the road to hear the matter. Judge Ricardo Torres LA Superoir Court.
Once said in a court room. "Toby" I can not believe how people fall for your guises and laughed.
Gem, the greatest ,Safetest year to you and yours little lady!

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