Membership Approved Clan Application

[Seabee_Mech]

Username: Seabee_Mech

In-Game Name (Required) Seabee_Mech

Age (Required) 50

Location (Required) Ohio

Games (Required) BF4, 2042 only ones installed. I used to have 95% of all the Battlefield games.

Any Prior Cheat Convictions (Required) No

Previous Clans (Required) None

Reason You Want to Join (Required) I’m the only one with access to “F” that can fill and repair the 500-count capacity Tampon dispenser. There is a lot of demand during those intense battles and supplies are limited.

Side note - I got my UCAV on the AARP Golmud server so I can deliver all the air mail for those in need.

Playing here for a couple of years and having so much fun.

Additional Info I want to be Dodge_Viper_UK's neighbor then, we can talk about all the hookers in the River Thames.

Do you have discord? Yes

 

[jsimpson32]

the supply chain shortage is wreaking havoc on our tampon and Jell-O supply.

 

[RedKilla]

About damn time..

 

[RedKilla]

Due to the fact you are already active in the forums as well as the server, we are happy to have you. Clan status granted. Welcome

Platoon invite sent on Battlelog

 

[Seabee_Mech]

the supply chain shortage is wreaking havoc on our tampon and Jell-O supply.

Now you know the pressure I'm under. Supply and Demand.

 

[Seabee_Mech]

About damn time..

Had to get my Mom's approval first because the basement situation is only temporary.

 

[Seabee_Mech]

Due to the fact you are already active in the forums as well as the server, we are happy to have you. Clan status granted. Welcome

Platoon invite sent on Battlelog

Thank You for the support.

When do I get the gold key card to the Executive wash room so I can drop a deuce before I go into battle with my UCAV? ?

 

[jsimpson32]

spoiler alert, There’s no sex in the champagne room. Members Washroom is hardly ever clean and stryker tends to pee all over the floor.

 

[RomeoWhiskeyOne]

Congrats!

 

[Digital Lode]

Congrats Seabee! Welcome to the team.

 

[5scar-STRYKER]

spoiler alert, There’s no sex in the champagne room. Members Washroom is hardly ever clean and stryker tends to pee all over the floor.

There it goes again. STRYKEWR gets the blame for pee on the floor. Well this time I am guilty as charged. Just hard as hell to control the monster when it has a mind of it's own...........................

Welcome to the clan Seabee. If you have any problems with the management on the server I am the man to see. I can't do shit about it, but I am a good listener.

 

[bebops-ghost]

Due to the fact you are already active in the forums as well as the server, we are happy to have you. Clan status granted. Welcome

Platoon invite sent on Battlelog

Thats the way to do it!

Welcome Seabee. All the talk of tampons and jello reminds me of a night in Paris... Wait, that was one of Toby's stories.

Now that you are a member, its time to squad up so we can coordinate the ucav deliveries.

 

[Jyrodelix]

 

[Lowcountry25]

Haha, awesome. Congrats Seabee!

 

[Dan_]

Fuck!

 

[Seabee_Mech]

Fuck!

I guess that is slang for a Canadian welcome ... Like Canadian Bacon.

On the plus side, we are now Canadian kin folk and I can use your special map once in a while.

 

[Seabee_Mech]

Thats the way to do it!

Welcome Seabee. All the talk of tampons and jello reminds me of a night in Paris... Wait, that was one of Toby's stories.

Now that you are a member, its time to squad up so we can coordinate the ucav deliveries.

Great but before we squad up, I need to know if you got the medical release form approved for your tendonitis in your trigger finger?

I don't want my AARP medical insurance rates to go up because of a UCAV mishap. ?

 

[Seabee_Mech]

There it goes again. STRYKEWR gets the blame for pee on the floor. Well this time I am guilty as charged. Just hard as hell to control the monster when it has a mind of it's own...........................

Welcome to the clan Seabee. If you have any problems with the management on the server I am the man to see. I can't do shit about it, but I am a good listener.

Even though I didn't have access to the Executive wash room before, I have noticed yellow stains on the carpet outside the entrance door. Now, I know.

I can't foresee any problems with management because they sent me a "Members Only" jacket.

 

[Seabee_Mech]

It was a long road to AARP. I knew I arrived at “F” when the driver told me to “Stop licking the windows and get off the bus”. You’re home now. ?

 

[shiryu_libra]

Had to get my Mom's approval first because the basement situation is only temporary.