Best (tangible) gift ever from a girlfriend

RomeoWhiskeyOne

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Guys, I just have to share this. It's not super relevant. I've dated a lot of turds in my life, but a few months ago I hit pay dirt. Couple weeks ago, my girlfriend and I went to a big Comic Con and I met Larry Hama, who wrote the GI Joe comic books back in the day. I was fanboying out. Long story short, my girlfriend asked who my favorite Joe was and I told her and yesterday she gave me this gift - dog tags she got custom made for Wallace Weems, code name Rip Cord, who is in fact my favorite Joe. She even got his serial number and blood type right.

This gal gets gets to stay on the island for as long as she likes.
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yeah, we're gonna take that shit nice and slow. like, real slow. glacial-like slow. :)

Option 1 -
By the time you find out its a trap, you're 3-kids deep.

Option 2 -
Thinking that taking it slow is the best option from your point of view.

Option 3 -
How slow is taking it slow from her point of view?

Option 4 -
Old GF left, new GF in sight and you get to use the “Taking it Slow” option again. :(

Option 5 -
You end up at a all-male Turkish bath house and can't stop thinking about BF4.
 
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