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Somewhere in the future, not far from the past.
Greetings Programs.

I am like the ugly Step Brother no one wants until they want someone to make fun of.
I have big shoulders, and lots of ass so make fun of me or blame me for your loopy BS.

I do my job, I die a lot, I never get mad, and I will make fun of people who are worse than me, cause Yeah that is some funny Shit.

Good Luck Have Fun and if you don't pick me now, I know you will pick me Last. Been there, done that, I still wash my car with the T-shirt.


On the Real, Yep only been playing a couple weeks, and 99.9% of my play time has been dying by AARP on the AARP Server, the other 1% has been realizing only Railway exist.

Good Luck, Have Fun, See you on the battlefield!

'the one and only SSGMADMAX'
 
Welcome to the forum Madmax. It was great to meet you at the end of the round earlier today and looking forward to another opportunity to blow crap up. Warning though... Stryker is messed up. Never ever get inside a tank or LAV with him... you will be scarred for life if you ignore that simple advice. His significant other is a very worn out sheep called Samantha.
 
I have been there done that "welcome" and have been a pleasure squad up with you the other day. You and me have something in common we laugh as we get killed.
 
Hey Thanks All. Yeah been a hell of a lot of fun with you guys.
Hell Yes, laughing when you die is sometimes the best part, some deaths are amazing. SirRobertz and I have found some spectacular ways to die lately.
Thanks for the advice BulletBitten, I will keep my eye out for Samantha, I like em; broke in. :first:
 
ssgmadmax said:
Greetings Programs.

I am like the ugly Step Brother no one wants until they want someone to make fun of.
I have big shoulders, and lots of ass so make fun of me or blame me for your loopy BS.

I do my job, I die a lot, I never get mad, and I will make fun of people who are worse than me, cause Yeah that is some funny Shit.

Good Luck Have Fun and if you don't pick me now, I know you will pick me Last. Been there, done that, I still wash my car with the T-shirt.


On the Real, Yep only been playing a couple weeks, and 99.9% of my play time has been dying by AARP on the AARP Server, the other 1% has been realizing only Railway exist.

Good Luck, Have Fun, See you on the battlefield!

'the one and only SSGMADMAX'
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Welcome to our little corner. hope you have a good time. Oh and I'm the angry one (so I've been told). LOL
 
Welcome to the forums Max, if you can enjoy yourself with a bunch of perverted retards you a are going to have a blast here. I noticed you like your sheep broke in. Well you are very much in luck. Samantha has been broken in, broken out, and broken back in again. If you can get past the part that Red_Dawn used it (you don't have to be hung all that well) it is like heaven on Earth. I told you people when it got warmer here I was going to branch out into the barnyard more. Now on a different thread there is a picture of one of my new girl friends. Yes she is a Donkey and her name is Gracie,and she is one hella of a piece of ASS. Now fact of matter MAX these ass wipes are trying to scare you away from my tank because I am a force to be dealt with on the battle field. I don't mean a deadly force but a force of the less deadly kind. But everyone knows the inside of my tank is spotless. Also it is air conditioned with a private still installed (you need a couple of drinks to deal with these mugs). So stop in and we can kill some of these fine boys.

I wish I had read this post before I entered the houses, LostSantana's dog did dump a big pile of shit by the door and I had my hands full and didn't see it. I have to ask dude what the hell kind of dog is it that shits a pile as big as a cow? It went up and over my shoe and half way up to my knee. The neighbor felt so bad shirking his duty that he did come over and clean it up. Now we are just wondering what to do with a wheel borrow full of dog shit. Now for your disrespect towards me I am fucking going to kill you if it takes five games. Peace out and kill shit people..................STRYKER.
 
5scar-STRYKER said:
Welcome to the forums Max, if you can enjoy yourself with a bunch of perverted retards you a are going to have a blast here. I noticed you like your sheep broke in. Well you are very much in luck. Samantha has been broken in, broken out, and broken back in again. If you can get past the part that Red_Dawn used it (you don't have to be hung all that well) it is like heaven on Earth. I told you people when it got warmer here I was going to branch out into the barnyard more. Now on a different thread there is a picture of one of my new girl friends. Yes she is a Donkey and her name is Gracie,and she is one hella of a piece of ASS. Now fact of matter MAX these ass wipes are trying to scare you away from my tank because I am a force to be dealt with on the battle field. I don't mean a deadly force but a force of the less deadly kind. But everyone knows the inside of my tank is spotless. Also it is air conditioned with a private still installed (you need a couple of drinks to deal with these mugs). So stop in and we can kill some of these fine boys.

I wish I had read this post before I entered the houses, LostSantana's dog did dump a big pile of shit by the door and I had my hands full and didn't see it. I have to ask dude what the hell kind of dog is it that shits a pile as big as a cow? It went up and over my shoe and half way up to my knee. The neighbor felt so bad shirking his duty that he did come over and clean it up. Now we are just wondering what to do with a wheel borrow full of dog shit. Now for your disrespect towards me I am fucking going to kill you if it takes five games. Peace out and kill shit people..................STRYKER.
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Here is a pic of my puppy dog. Isn't he cute. bullmastiff.jpg
 
5scar-STRYKER said:
Welcome to the forums Max, if you can enjoy yourself with a bunch of perverted retards you a are going to have a blast here. I noticed you like your sheep broke in. Well you are very much in luck. Samantha has been broken in, broken out, and broken back in again. If you can get past the part that Red_Dawn used it (you don't have to be hung all that well) it is like heaven on Earth. I told you people when it got warmer here I was going to branch out into the barnyard more. Now on a different thread there is a picture of one of my new girl friends. Yes she is a Donkey and her name is Gracie,and she is one hella of a piece of ASS. Now fact of matter MAX these ass wipes are trying to scare you away from my tank because I am a force to be dealt with on the battle field. I don't mean a deadly force but a force of the less deadly kind. But everyone knows the inside of my tank is spotless. Also it is air conditioned with a private still installed (you need a couple of drinks to deal with these mugs). So stop in and we can kill some of these fine boys.

I wish I had read this post before I entered the houses, LostSantana's dog did dump a big pile of shit by the door and I had my hands full and didn't see it. I have to ask dude what the hell kind of dog is it that shits a pile as big as a cow? It went up and over my shoe and half way up to my knee. The neighbor felt so bad shirking his duty that he did come over and clean it up. Now we are just wondering what to do with a wheel borrow full of dog shit. Now for your disrespect towards me I am fucking going to kill you if it takes five games. Peace out and kill shit people..................STRYKER.
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Stryker,
Please tell Samantha to stop calling me. it was nice, it was fun, but i have no interest in a long term relationship... that bitch is so fucking needy... high maintenance. but i am up for an occasional Netflix and Chill.... Also, while I am flattered and maybe even somewhat curious, I am not interested in a Devils Threesome with you and her...
 
Red_Dawn_FTG1 said:
Stryker,
Please tell Samantha to stop calling me. it was nice, it was fun, but i have no interest in a long term relationship... that bitch is so fucking needy... high maintenance. but i am up for an occasional Netflix and Chill.... Also, while I am flattered and maybe even somewhat curious, I am not interested in a Devils Threesome with you and her...
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After hearing all of this, I am definitely not interested in Samantha anymore, everything sounded good all the way to the HIGH MAINTENANCE, and last thing I need is some 'thing' draining my Steam and Amazon Credits.
 
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