Back from Crazyland

[iSpirit108]

Hey folks, its been a while since I checked in. I have been away in England for work without my PC. These four months were officially the craziest and weirdest that I can remember. What started off to be a peaceful season at an apple farm, changed when three hot girls my age showed up to work there too. And with an innocent start to a regular friendship, where we just spent all day talking and just hanging out, then eventually I started sleeping over at their little caravan because we stayed up so late everyday. Now mind you I have always abstained from drinking and smoking before, but I finally broke and tried it all. And like it is with alcohol things got more messy LOL. Turned out two of the girls had a crush on me and they were fighting to get me first. Me oblivious to everything, I couldn't decide which one I liked more, which was only causing more problems. So for the purpose of telling the story, lemme introduce

Ewa (Girl who was not interested in me)
Natalia (Girl who had a crush first)
Kamila (Girl who also had a crush)

Anyway, days passed and I eventually started to like and do stuff with Kamila, which then sparked arguments and trouble with Natalia, and they had fights between each other and eventually we all decided to let it all go; no one will be with anyone for the sake of the friendship. Unfortunately it was too late too stop for us so we ended up just hiding our little relationship from the other girls. The season in England ended, and we all went back to Poland where we all stayed at Natalia's house, for 2 weeks. We all slept in one room on two connected double beds. Over the course of the two weeks, during which we were just drinking everyday, it was hard to find some alone-time with my girl. So one day we just got the other two girls pretty drunk, and then as weird as it sounds, alcohol carried us away and we banged right next to the two sleeping girls. After that we got bad at hiding and eventually got found out which then started arguments yet again. And my girl feeling bad for the whole thing decided to break it off. And so we did, now I am finally back home, a player, an alcoholic, a changed man.

 

[ADIOS]

Long time no see...I see you were putting your time to good use LoL casanova

 

[KIII-KILLER]

WOW ISpirit108. Looks like you had a great time at the apple form. Some guys have all the luck. K.

 

[whitefish21]

That's some story my friend. As you age you'll learn to turn those situations into a threesome. Sounds like you had all the ingredients to make it happen. Next time :highly_amused:

 

[Kapitanium]

I've spent several months in eastern Europe (most memorable being Bulgaria, city of plovdiv) and have some advice for you:

First of all, be a man and spread that DNA as far as you can, as nature intended. take pictures for future you (and us) to look at. Do this as much as possible, because we're all holy, stoic celibates in the grave, which will be soon enough for some of us (me). I only skimmed your post but something about multiple women? if so bed them all, emotions be dammed.

Some other lessons I have is: if you are running from the cops stay in the forest because they probably wont want to search in there (ESPECIALLY if its recently rained and its all wet) but if its all wet be prepared to spend the night all wet in the woods. It sucks but its better than jail I promise. If you are out and hammered drunk and come upon statues or monuments to past soviet glory, and there are other drunk degenerates there, its best to leave them alone. Some people want to be left alone and will try and stab you so watch out. If you get stabbed the good thing to do is try not to panic but stop the bleeding.

also if you come to a place that smells STRONGLY of urine, you'll prob be able to sleep/stay there for a bit without cops/military/whoever messing with you because its a known 'degenerate drunk' hangout so no one cares.

Also if you have friends who want to smuggle stuff back to western Europe or the US (guns, fireworks, women) you should have no part of that because its Trouble with a capital T.

also the Important thing to do is, never take your real phone/laptop with you because once you go back 'home' your electronic 'fingerprint' will still be over there and you DONT want that drama where you live, I promise.

 

[iSpirit108]

Great advice for us Europeans, thanks

 

[jsimpson32]

Great to have you back

 

[shiryu_libra]

Welcome back, I believe you're a dead horse right now and need time to get up again LOL, welcome to the relax mode again

 

[Digital Lode]

 

[iceman1915]

Oh wow, what an adventure!

 

[whereamIagain]

Sounds like you had some good times. Now you have some stories to tell in your old age.

 

[PinkFloyd]

 

[jaggerwild]

Damn to be 20 again, well in 4 years I'll have past it three time's. WELCOME BACK!!!! :hail: