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Hey guys,

Sorry if this is a duplicate, I started an application but got busy with work and I think it timed out.

I am looking to join AARP if you guys will have me. I enjoy playing with you guys and don't find myself playing anywhere else. I really enjoy the teamwork that you guys strive for. I am 38, married and have 3 kids. I have played BF since the original 1942 and every version that has come out since.

My name is just something silly between my 6 year old and myself. I don't mind changing it if required.

Cheers and see you in Gol!
 
Welcome that name cracks me up every time I would see it in Golmud! Post is very essential in our forum is an A+, get to know each Clan member, squad up and feel free to join our TS where everything is valid. See ya soon!
 
Welcome to the AARP forums Farts and nice to see you request membership. Great team player and communicator. He's got my vote.
Now do your part, keep active in the forums, on the server and get to know the members.

Good luck bro!
 
Farts like the boss said no need for a name change, in fact when it comes up after you kill me it puts a smile on my face but so does the name puddle-of-buttmud. I will be 70 at the end of the month but I am just a kid stuck in this big ass body. Stay active in the forums and get to know people in game and you will make it to our ranks soon. Also if you chat you can find our chat info on the AARP Web Site, jump in and join the madness anytime..............STRYKER.
 
Thanks for all the welcomes! I am glad to hear the name is funny to most. My youngest daughter who is now 6 has a lot of books with pictures. She and I were reading one of them and the pictures were supposed to be faeries flying around but she thought they were farting sparkles so we called them Sparklefarts!
 
Hi Mr. SparkelFarts. Great name. Stay active and post lots in the forums. Glad to see I may have a city mate in AARP. Great story about you and your daughter. K.
 
I swear I post things and they don't show up! So sorry if this is a duplicate.

Killer, we need to meet up one day. There can't be many people from Corpus Christi playing BF. We have to work on your craw fish appetite though :)

I am happy to hear my game name brings joy to the clan!
 
Sparklefarts is a serious infliction that many of us are fighting day in and day out!

Do you understand the embarrassment of farting in a movie theater and lighting it up? Well do you??! How about a romantic candle light dinner and you become a Roman Candle after the appetizer! Crap its a horrid feeling!

a little sensitivity would go a long way guys.... :chargrined:

the struggle is real!
 
SPaRkL3FaRtS said:
I swear I post things and they don't show up! So sorry if this is a duplicate.

Killer, we need to meet up one day. There can't be many people from Corpus Christi playing BF. We have to work on your craw fish appetite though :)

I am happy to hear my game name brings joy to the clan!
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LOL Panda! It is real! I had to switch from boxers to keep the glitter out of my shoes!
 
You guys are a bad influence! I work from home and find myself playing VS working! That or playing with myself, and well, that's not productive either!
 
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